Why is it that they have Bibles in every motel room? Why should a man want to read the Bible when he's… — Jackie Mason Copy Share Image
One time I stayed at a haunted motel. When I checked into my room, there was a sheet on the floor, and… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Without stopping kissing her, he swept her up into his arms. They stood in the motel lobby kissing until someone called, "Get… — Melissa Marr Copy Share Image
The man behind the check-in counter gives the impression that he has just axe-murdered the motel's owner (and family, and family pet)… — Paul Quarrington Copy Share Image
When I do think, ‘Man a f—cking motel room with a couple of thousand dollars worth of narcotics would do me right,’… — Anthony Copy Share Image
“Patrick explained that your father is absent. What about your mother, dear?" Mother? Oh, she's in a dusty motel in California right… — Ruta Sepetys Copy Share Image
“Here you are, just out of Death's Motel and short an arm, and she wants to call it off. Because you poked… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
My parents worked harder than anyone I have ever met. They had so many businesses. There was the motel, but throughout my… — Sabaa Tahir Copy Share Image
“He tucks his hands on the back of my head and rests his mouth on my forehead. I close my eyes. “I… — Kristin Halbrook Copy Share Image
If you got up this morning and had fruits for breakfast, it was probably picked by the bent back of an immigrant… — Bob Menendez Copy Share Image
“followed him to a motel named the Bonds of Erotic Polymorphic Experience, a sixty-unit sub-surface structure catering to businessmen and their hookers… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“This has been a long day. Rest is most likely the best thing we could do right now, even if it does… — Sally Slayer Copy Share Image
There are a lot of funny motels. There was one motel in the middle of nowhere: it was real plain, but it… — Fred Schneider Copy Share Image
