I spend a lot of money on the little things that make me happy, like 3 falafels from M&S to eat on the train on the way up to Edinburgh, but I do keep a close eye on the bigger… — Bob Mortimer Copy Share Image
I was just a toddler when my dad died in a car crash. With my mum, Eunice, being a young widow with a large… — Bob Mortimer Copy Share
There is a theory in showbiz circles that mentally you remain the same age as when you first tasted fame, and I think there… — Bob Mortimer Copy Share
We've ignored audiences all these years. We've just amused ourselves and hoped enough people would want to eavesdrop to make it all viable. — Bob Mortimer Copy Share
We miss 'House of Fools' a lot. We always enjoyed doing that; it felt a bit like a different and fresh show for British… — Bob Mortimer Copy Share
I worked in a chicken factory, in a steel foundry, I worked on the bins for a year or so. It started as a… — Bob Mortimer Copy Share
When you have a house full of children, there's never a quiet moment, so I like getting out in the garden for a bit… — Bob Mortimer Copy Share
I look at stuff like the 'The Whole 19 Yards' and it reminds me of my childhood watching shows with Mike Reid and kids… — Bob Mortimer Copy Share
I like having something I can watch every single night. It suits my habits. — Bob Mortimer Copy Share
A lot of comedians want people to listen to them. I don't think we've ever been that bothered about whether people would want to… — Bob Mortimer Copy Share
Our comedy is just falling over, funny faces, arguments, all the comedy basics, really. — Bob Mortimer Copy Share
Before I had my heart problem, if I was asked to do something I would look through a mental file looking for reasons why… — Bob Mortimer Copy Share
