We didn't make money but we never lost money. We'd sit around Times Square with fliers, walk around the Village and try and get people to come. Now you'd just tweet it, but that was the beginning of emails, or… — Jake M. Johnson Copy Share Image
I try to collect money and I keep it in a special place called the bank. I collect a bunch of things called money, dollar bills, and I keep them in a safe under my bed. — Jake M. Johnson Copy Share Image
It's a really weird feeling when you write something and you really know it and then you watch actors come in and do it. — Jake M. Johnson Copy Share Image
Everybody has their different tastes with television - there are some characters people like, some characters people hate. — Jake M. Johnson Copy Share Image
I like to move quickly. I don't like the nature of television of just sitting around and overshooting. — Jake M. Johnson Copy Share Image
I've always been, in games, the bad guy. If there was ever cops and robbers I was always a robber. — Jake M. Johnson Copy Share Image
The craziest thing about TV directing is I turned in a version, and then they made their final changes - so I don't know… — Jake M. Johnson Copy Share Image
If I were a teacher, I would like to teach freshman English - so I could be the Robin Williams type in Dead Poets… — Jake M. Johnson Copy Share Image
Problem is that my athletic abilities in my mind are greater than what my body can accomplish. And my level of fear and anxiety… — Jake M. Johnson Copy Share Image
If I'm not directing it, I need to be right in the director's ear so we can be talking about this." You do something… — Jake M. Johnson Copy Share Image
I don't have an interest in being a director-for-hire on sitcoms - but if it's a really cool show that I thought I could… — Jake M. Johnson Copy Share Image
I like fictional stories - like, things that never happened but the seed of it starts as real. — Jake M. Johnson Copy Share Image
