You there, Friday! Welcome back you sexy son of a bitch! We've been looking for you since Monday! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Monday reminds me of how important it is to choose a job you love. Life is for living, not for being miserable… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This is how my week goes; Mooooooooooooonday Tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuesday Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeednesday Thuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuursday FridaySaturdaySunday — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday and 4% Friday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Seeing you on Tuesday is always a welcome relief that you didn't give in to your suicidal thoughts on Monday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't discriminate. I hate Mondays just as much as I hate any day that requires me to wake up before 10 am. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Tomorrow is just another Monday or it's the first day on your path to success. It's cliche but true: Your destiny is… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The scariest part of this snowstorm is that it'll be cleaned up in time for work on Monday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Buying me a Christmas gift on Cyber Monday is a great way to ensure I'll have sex with you until Christmas. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hope your Black Friday injuries aren't so severe that you can't click a mouse on Cyber Monday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Unless your 'man crush Monday' choice somehow has to do with cats or is Ryan Gosling, I seriously do not care. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Oh my God, I'm gonna do a man crush Monday of the same guy every Monday. It's like no one will ever… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate Mondays bc there's always hella shit on my mind, like always! uggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let me ask you, how many atheists are now in this house? Perhaps not a single one of you would accept the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I can't wait until someone finally converts,Monday's into a part of the freaking WEEKEND!!!!!!..... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
On Monday, when the sun is hot, I wonder to myself a lot. Now is it true, or is it not, that… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
