“Yo momma is so old… I told her to act her own age, and she died.” — LOL Funny Jokes Club Copy Share Image
Momma tried to raise me better, but her pleading I denied, and that leaves only me to blame, cause Momma tried. — Merle Haggard Copy Share Image
I don't think I've ever put it in words before. But daddy took a gun and ended his life and took momma's… — Shelby Lynne Copy Share Image
“Yo momma's so dirty homeless people throw change at her when she sits on a park bench. Yo” — THE CLOWN FACTORY Copy Share Image
“Yo momma so ugly that I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application.” — Various Copy Share Image
Don't hate, conradulate :) you know my name so eat some cake :) save the drama for yo momma :) what's up… — Tamika-leeigh Copy Share Image
Momma I know you said that you wanted a record you could listen to with no cussing and shit I tried but… — DJ Quik Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your momma gives you tips on how to sneak booze into sporting events. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
“Yo momma so ugly she makes blind children cry. ♦◊♦◊♦◊♦ Yo momma so ugly she makes onions” — Various Copy Share Image
When I'm playing Big Momma, it's so much work that all I want to do, when I'm finished, is go back home… — Martin Lawrence Copy Share Image
My baby momma miss me but she's glad I'm gone. She knew me and her sista had somethin Goin on. I wonder… — Biggie Smalls Copy Share Image
All I knew growing up was that my father was married to and loved my momma, period. He worked hard, made some… — Steve Harvey Copy Share Image
My momma did my hair for the most part until I got into high school. She was still doing the little clips… — GloRilla Copy Share Image
You know, we're a tight family. I live right down the street from my folks. I talk to my mother every day.… — Emilio Estevez Copy Share Image
When I die I wanna go to hell, cause I'm a piece of shit, it ain't hard to fucking tell. Crime after… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My momma was working very hard, doing three jobs... she just worked her butt off, man. On the weekends she started to… — E-40 Copy Share Image
I love my mother Ali so much. I'm a momma's boy. I just have a very cool mom. It's not as though… — Hayden Christensen Copy Share Image
I would like to say boxing cannot compared with war. We have gloves on, we have cushions, we have referees, we have… — Muhammad Ali Copy Share Image
I'm not an aspiring rapper, I'm not a gang member, I'm not a dope dealer, I don't have multiple babies momma's. I… — Christopher Dorner Copy Share Image
My mom missed meals on several occasions because there was only enough food to feed all of us. My mom didn't have… — Kid Cudi Copy Share Image
If on Judgement Day I were summoned by St. Peter to give testimony to the used-to-be sheriff's act of kindness, I would… — Maya Angelou Copy Share Image
“He had never once looked at me. He turned his back and went through the door into the cool beyond. Momma backed… — Maya Angelou Copy Share Image
I don’t know how you’ve managed a tan,” Daydra said, “but you’ll have to keep it up, and talk like a pirate.… — Brent Weeks Copy Share Image
“Now it's just that dishwater blond," my mom continued as she snaps the last roller into place. I get up and kiss… — Alecia Whitaker Copy Share Image
Hey,” the other said, coming to life. “You’re supposed to be in jail.” Al grinned at him, his white-gloved grip tightening on… — Kim Harrison Copy Share Image
