“Yo momma is so stupid… she worked at a M&M factory and threw out all the W's.” — LOL Funny Jokes Club Copy Share Image
My momma raises a strong independent girl and I thank her so much for that. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Yo Momma's is so fat that during Halloween, she never needs a costume, people already think she's a dinosaur.” — Ryan Williams Copy Share Image
“... momma help me turn the face of history to your face. - Getting Down To Get Over - Dedicated To My Mother” — June Jordan Copy Share Image
My momma didn't clean up floors so I could be a thug... so I could wear my pants down. — Mr. T Copy Share Image
My father's rich, my momma's good looking. Right? And I can play the Blues. I've never suffered and don't intend to suffer. — Miles Davis Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your Momma would rather go the racetrack than the Kennedy Center. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You can't change people, but most importantly, unless you're their momma, you don't even know what's best for them. — Brandi Carlile Copy Share Image
I told my Momma grab you any kind of car. Girl cause you my shining star, I love you everywhere you are. — Big Sean Copy Share Image
After momma gave birth to 12 of us kids, we put her up on a pedestal. It was mostly to keep Daddy… — Dolly Parton Copy Share Image
I would love to go into musicals. I got a chance to sing in 'Big Momma's House,' and that's something I would… — Jessica Lucas Copy Share Image
Comedians walk out, get a feel for the crowd. If it's not going good, we change directions. If we got to drag… — Steve Harvey Copy Share Image
I was not athletically inclined. I was very quiet, introverted, non-confrontational. My three older brothers were athletes - basketball, football - but… — Sugar Ray Leonard Copy Share Image
When I die I wanna go to hell, cuz I'm a piece of shit it aint hard to fuckin tell…Crime after crime… — Biggie Smalls Copy Share Image
I was sad to see anybody leave, we had a very nice family on that show. I was very sad to see… — Larry Hagman Copy Share Image
I'm so not scary. I'm a pussycat. But what are you going to do, right? I mean, these cheekbones, and I guess… — Kim Coates Copy Share Image
I should have listened when my Momma told me that, If you play now you gonna suffer later, Figured she was talking… — Outkast Copy Share Image
You have to understand, now, I'm a momma's boy. I'm from the south. My way of being raised is totally different than… — Terry Bradshaw Copy Share Image
I got a chance to get an actual label. I performed this slow song, this ballad I have. I just remember going… — Chris Brown Copy Share Image
I was an only child growing up, and my father passed away when I was twelve, so for most of my life,… — Annie Wersching Copy Share Image
“What you mean he’s staying with us?” “Just what I said. He got in a little trouble in Garden Heights and needs… — Angie Thomas Copy Share Image
Yeah The other night I met this hot country momma She was lookin fine I was thinkin oooh yeah I wanna Take… — Kevin Flower Copy Share Image
“Your momma wanted to save you--save you from your fate. If she hadn't, you'd be nothing but a memory and a fear… — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
“I’m not sure what exactly you think we’ve been through. We were best friends, then we were a couple, then my momma… — Abbi Glines Copy Share Image
“If I should have a daughter…“Instead of “Mom”, she’s gonna call me “Point B.” Because that way, she knows that no matter… — Sarah Kay Copy Share Image
Now hush little baby, don't you cry Everything's gonna be alright Stiffen that upper lip up little lady, I told ya Daddy's… — Eminem Copy Share Image
