I love these moments...The moments where you can actually see that you're wasting your life. The moments when no one can make you feel less than you are. The moments when you actually focus on all your hopes and dreams… — Zach Taylor Copy Share Image
Success in life is my game. I collect as many coins as possible, rescue the princess, and climb the stairs to the next level. — Zach Taylor Copy Share Image
I just wrote all over my penis. I can't wait to get in another argument so I can put words in your mouth. — Zach Taylor Copy Share Image
It takes 17 muscles for a human to smile. So it doesn't necessarily mean you're happy when you smile, it means you're strong. — Zach Taylor Copy Share Image
It is great to have options. But too many options can overwhelm you and sometimes even paralyze you to the point that you are… — Zach Taylor Copy Share Image
Even though it's wetter, and it feels much better, youll feel much cleaner, with a wrapped up wiener. — Zach Taylor Copy Share Image
It doesn't always pay to tell the truth, but it always costs to tell a lie. Most people will go their entire lives without… — Zach Taylor Copy Share Image
I promise you the biggest mistake you can make is to crush the ones that love you with all that they have. They won't… — Zach Taylor Copy Share Image
She said he's just a lump of coal. She put the weight of the world on his shoulders. Then she threw him in the… — Zach Taylor Copy Share Image
The only reason your girlfriend always wears short skirts...is because every pair of pants she ever wore caught on fire. — Zach Taylor Copy Share Image
Hot tubs are like relationships! They're almost too hott when you first get in, then after a while it's pure comfort... But if you… — Zach Taylor Copy Share Image
In the future...you're already dead. But today, you're alive. So make the most of it and go out and do the things you want… — Zach Taylor Copy Share Image
