Mom Quotes · Page 81

“Mom just got you a babysitter! She had to pay her a ton to stay.”

— Renee Carter

My mom is my heart. But my [step]dad was my role model, the hardest working man I ever knew.

— Brian Urlacher

Mom would go to bed at night and pray that God would make her Bernadette Peters.

— Randy Rainbow

I don't know anyone on my mom's or dad's side that was a musician.

— Tim Kinsella

The Really Annoying Moment Is That When Your Mom Sits Down Next To You, While You're On The Computer...

— Pacifiersucker

I love my mom with all my heart. She's my best friend.

— Leah LaBelle

I started touring in 2006, and there was an agreement made for merchandise between my mom and myself.

— Dweezil Zappa

My mom told me if she ever got mad at me she'd flush 'me' down the toilet.

— Alexa Vega

When I was 15, Dad left the family for good. I didn't want to believe it at the time, but the fact…

— Alex Tizon

To my ever dearest, loving, compassionate, caring, understanding and... she's everything and she's my hero, I love my mom and she will…

— Anonymous

My mom is a great cook, and family dinners were a must growing up, even if that meant eating at 10 p.m.…

— Daphne Oz

I knew unequivocally I wanted children and that I wanted for at least a certain stretch of time to be a stay-at-home…

— Doris Burke

My mom was a model and she would show me her old books, and it was so cool. She would tell me…

— Sistine Stallone

Me: MOM CAN U MAKE ME A SANDWHICH?!!! *doesn't hear*, Whispers to myself: 'Deaf bitch'. Mom: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST…

— Anonymous

In too many cases, the moms, the dads, the sisters and brothers of children with cancer must stand by a hospital bed…

— Michael McCaul

Being young, and having your mom come to school with the laced-up hats and the crazy outfits are definitely moments to remember.

— Ciara

My mom raised me to be an independent woman, and if there is anything I want in life, to go after it.…

— Liz Carmouche

When I turned about 14, I developed a friendship with this guy whose mom was the secretary to Ernest Angley, the faith…

— Marilyn Manson

I hate the word "method acting." It's just so silly. You hear people going, "Yeah I'm a method actor." I'm like, "So…

— Jeremy Irvine

My mom is one of my role models in a complicated way. I learned from her how to be a good mom.…

— Leslie Morgan Steiner

I don't know that I have any role models now that are fixed. Definitely my mom - she's the coolest. She's worked…

— Larisa Oleynik

I took "Forever" [by Judy Blume] to the bathroom to read [when I was eight] and then I heard my mom coming…

— Lena Dunham

My mom's last name is Bob. My dad's last name is Waksberg. Every time I try to get a ticket at will…

— Raphael Bob-Waksberg

I go to work now, and I'm always reminded of those times when I was doing it for free and doing it…

— Alex Consani

Mom is always saying I'm a smart kid, but that I just don't apply myself.

— Jeff Kinney

Mom really keeps Dad grounded. She will always remind him to take out the trash.

— Ashley Biden

They weren't musicians or anything, but my dad was a big music fan and so was my mom.

— Uncle Kracker

Even if I married your moms, you still wouldn't step son.

— Mode 9

I have cooked turkeys in my day but when Mom's around I let her do it.

— Tom Cruise

That akaward moment when your twerking and your mom comes inO_O fml-_- XD

— Cuts And Scars

By no means do we think, 'Oh, it's cool to be a teen mom.' I definitely don't think that it's cool.

— Farrah Abraham

My mom says I'm a fighter, a fierce competitor, and I think I am, too.

— Gabby Douglas

It takes bravery to be a young mom, and it does take bravery to let the world watch.

— Jamie Lynn Spears

As a mom I know that raising children is the hardest job there is.

— Hilary Rosen

The best part of being a mom is when I see my kids genuinely happy about everything.

— Anonymous

You would think none of my brothers have jobs with how much time they spend on the phone with our mom.

— Myron Rolle

Can't you home school me?" Nate pleaded. "You would never do any work." (Nate's mom) "Sounds perfect!

— Brandon Mull

I always hated perfect TV moms because I always thought that was unrealistic.

— Patricia Richardson

Sure, mom, I settle down with a nice girl every night, then I'm free the next morning.

— Joe Pesci

I'm not a chef, and I'm not an expert at anything. I'm just a mom and a wife.

— Ree Drummond