Mom: I just ran 5 greenlights in a row! Daughter: You deserve a ticket -__- Mom: …… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This one is for you mom and all of the hell you put me through before you took the easy way out. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To the most amazing mom in the world... I love you with all my strengths & heart ¥ — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm yelling 'I'm ready!' to my mom even though I'm still trying to find my stuff. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The problem with me is, anything that's easy I will just overdo it. Especially with clothes. But I'm 14 - my mom… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when your mom's doing the dishes, so you slowly put another one in and walk away fast. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mother sitting in a sad mood. Child - Mom, you are the 2nd most beautiful woman in this world. Mother - Who… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Kid:Mom I love more than u love me Mom:how can u prove this my son? Kid:because u have 4 sons and I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You've always been a great mom because of your patience, sense of humor, and fondness for daytime drinking. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My mom always told me she won't always be here and to never depend on anybody. I got my own arms &… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
ONCE A MOM ALWAYS A MOM... No matter how grown kids are, they will always be your precoius babies in your eyes... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy Mothers Day to all of the amazing Moms out there! Blessed to have been raised in a home filled with all… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Most single moms are very poor, uneducated, can't get a job, and if it weren't for government assistance, their kids would be… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People who exercise their embryonic freedom day after day, little by little, expand that freedom. People who do not will find that… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Be a Mother who is committed to loving her children into standing on higher ground than the enviroment surrounding them. Mothers are… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People say that when a baby is crying the paternal grandmother will say, "The baby is crying, you should feed her," and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Even though I have a zero relationship with my mother in law, she still insists I call her mom. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy Mother's Day to the greatest mom in the world besides Michelle Obama. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That moment when someone hates on you. Bitch, my mom thinks I'm amazing. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mom, my friends don;t care if my friends is messy,they just care if we have food. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
'Mom I cant find it.' 'If I go up there and find it you're dead.' 'FOUND IT!' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when your mom makes a chore list for you, during summer. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Im 25% mom 25% comedian 62% boobs 48% mathematician and 100% woman-monkey. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Mom, he was fucking my mother. He's a motherfucker! - Sleeping with the Fishes” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mom,look! Very nice. Oh, that's cool how you saw withoutactually looking — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Well, I looked in my moms closet and saw what I was getting for Christmas, an UltraVibe Pleasure 2000. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Thanks for not putting me up for adoption unless you're not really my mom... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My mom wants to be 16 again to fall in love with Justin Bieber. Like mother like daughter. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only woman who will ever love you for your inner beauty is your mother. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Kid: Mom stop you are not funny. You never makes jokes. Mom: I made you. 24 April 2012÷ — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Im the girl ur ex will HATE the girl ur mom will LOVE and the girl u want to be with FOREVER — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when you did something stupid and your mom thinks that everybodyneeds to know. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
