Mom, my friends don't care if my room is messy. They just care if we have food. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mom: Come here! Me: No. Mom: 1... Me: Haha counting won't work. Mom: 2... Me: Holy duck, I AM COMING! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when your mom tells you that black guy hit on you because of your badonkadonk. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Today is the day I dread out of the whole year. I miss you mom but I know you're in a better… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mom texts you a question while you are driving. Gets mad at you for texting and driving. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mom always said to laugh at my mistakes so pardon me if I laugh in your face. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mom, I can't find it! If I go up there & find it, you're dead. FOUND IT!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you hold a child in your arms, or hug your mother, or your husband, or your friend, if you breathe in… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mom: Dinner's Ready! Me: Okay, I'm coming. *Stays oncomputer* Mom: DINNER'S READY! Me: I SAID I'M COMING! - — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Manipulating your siblings by saying 'I'm going to tell mom what you did' ...When in fact, you don't even know anything that… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Deep down, my mom had long suspected I was gay... Much of her anger and hurt came from her sense of betrayal… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The important thing for you as a mom is to be there for your daughter as a trusted source of information. That… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You have blessed me oh mother, by just being a part of my life. You are that part of me, that I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me: *comes out of the bathroomafter shower* Mom: Did you just take a shower? Me: No, Its raining in the bathroom. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Mom, because of you I am what I am today. You carried me for 9 months and raised me. You're a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
*Headphones On* Me:Im Sexy And I Know It. Mom: Yea I Made You Sexy Me: Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Yea!:Mom You Wiggle You… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I preferred my brand of beauty where Norah was more beautiful than any bimbette, and Mom was beautiful whether sized extra-small or… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm fighting hard; I'm training hard. I'm still walking over people and stepping over people to get where I'm going, and I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think there's a time to work, and everyone has to kind of adjust. And then there's a time to relax, and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Only after Mom went missing did you realize that her stories were piled inside you, in endless stacks. Mom's everyday life used… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My mom and dad - they were always there. They were always on the set. They focused on our family life. The… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
JUST A MOM????¦.. I cant stand it when people say, Youre JUST a mom? Yes, I am a Mom! That makes me… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I suppose all moms have an idea who they hope their daughters will be. Like a connect-the-dots picture where you think you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your mama so fat, I took a picture with her last christmas and it's still printing. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mom, thanks for bringing me into a world where love can be expressed electronically. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mom: why did the chicken cross the road.? Me: because you didn't fucking cook it — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me: Mom, can I buy this? Mom: No. Me: I have my own money though. Mom: No. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mom, when thoughts of you are in our hearts, we are never far from home. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't want some mom whose son may have recently died to see the commander in chief playing golf, — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
