Not only do we mock the Eurovision Song Contest itself, but we lampoon other European countries for taking it so seriously, and they all retaliate by voting for each other every year and ignoring our (sometimes) palpably superior songs. Accordingly,… — Marcus Berkmann Copy Share Image
“Gene, you wouldn’t know a good story if it was tattooed on the end of your prick.” — Marcus Berkmann Copy Share Image
“Dammit, Bones, I need you. Badly.” (Even in 1979 this made me titter.)” — Marcus Berkmann Copy Share Image
“There’s nothing American audiences like more than a tragedy with a happy ending.” — Marcus Berkmann Copy Share Image
Not only do we mock the Eurovision Song Contest itself, but we lampoon other European countries for taking it so seriously, and they all… — Marcus Berkmann Copy Share Image
“We recognised that the youth demographic needed to be pursued, preferably with dogs.” — Marcus Berkmann Copy Share Image
