As a mother, I don't want any girl twerking near my kid at a bat mitzvah. — Faith Salie Copy Share Image
Ironically, my rabbi was a bar mitzvah Nazi. So I got bar mitzvahed. And though I didn't want to, the theme of… — Billy Eichner Copy Share Image
When 1:45 came, half the class left, and Danny Hupfer whispered, "If she gives you a cream puff after we leave, I'm… — Gary D. Schmidt Copy Share Image
I am terminally sentimental about graduations. They are more individual than weddings, more conscious than christenings, or bar mitzvahs or bat mitzvahs.… — Gloria Steinem Copy Share Image
Everyone in my grade is turning 13, so there are bunches of bar and bat mitzvahs. They're very dressy. It's fun picking… — Elle Fanning Copy Share Image
I was the - my trendsetting moment was my bar mitzvah had the first, like, temporary tattoo guy. — Evan Goldberg Copy Share Image
There was a year straight where every weekend, I went to at least one bar mitzvah or bat mitzvah, and we would… — Seth Rogen Copy Share Image
My parents would frisk me before family events. Before weddings, funerals, bar mitzvahs, and what have you. Because if they didn't, then… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
I was one of those kids who had books on them. Before weddings, Bar Mitzvahs, funerals and anything else where you're actually… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
People need what they think of as a poem to be read at their bar mitzvah, their wedding, a funeral, whatever. And… — Joan Larkin Copy Share Image
A mitzvah that costs money is worth more than one that costs nothing. — Nachman of Breslov Copy Share Image
I struggled with being a Latino growing up in Los Angeles. I felt very American. I still do. I went to 35… — America Ferrera Copy Share Image
I don't remember much about my bar mitzvah. The only thing I remember - I killed! That's what I remembered. Nobody could… — Andy Kindler Copy Share Image
When I celebrated my bar mitzvah, there was no cake. Today, there is no such thing as a bar mitzvah in the… — Ron Ben-Israel Copy Share Image
Being a writer in Hollywood is like going to Hitler's Eagle Nest with a great idea for a bar mitzvah. — David Mamet Copy Share Image
I met Evan Goldberg at bar-mitzvah class. It was called tallis and tefillin. — Seth Rogen Copy Share Image
What's funny is I probably still have some calligraphy business cards floating out in the world, and I can't wait for someone… — Meghan Markle Copy Share Image
I saw the most frightening, most depressing sight I had ever seen - a row of stores with Stars of David and… — Harpo Marx Copy Share Image
I used to limp around my neighborhood imitating him. I did my Bar Mitzvah with an Oklahoma drawl. — Billy Crystal Copy Share Image
I had been coming to New York, pretty much once a month, to dance on Broadway. I was offered a huge Broadway… — Sami Gayle Copy Share Image
When I wasn't working on Broadway, I worked in a Bat Mitzvah dress shop and was the Cinderella of the shop -… — Lea Michele Copy Share Image
I'm the star of stage, screen, and television now, but I'm also available for children's parties and bar mitzvahs. — Chris Isaak Copy Share Image
