I watched Master Class with Lorne Michaels on OWN. How can somebody produce a sketch show and talk for an hour and… — Andy Kindler Copy Share Image
“You wanted me to notice your ass when you turned? Mission accomplished. But I don’t like a tease, so don’t start something… — J.A. Huss Copy Share Image
The music I always liked as a kid was stuff I could bum out to and realize, 'Hey, someone else feels that… — Trent Reznor Copy Share Image
The Petraeus-Crocker testimony is the kind of short-lived event on which the Administration has relied to shore up support for the war:… — George Packer Copy Share Image
“In His manifesto, Jesus promised to send the Holy Spirit of God to us when He ascended into the Kingdom above. He… — Israelmore Ayivor Copy Share Image
“It's a dungeon, Leila. They're Supposed to smell." Mission accomplished. The stench might have actually killed my new appetite. If hell could… — Jeaniene Frost Copy Share Image
Mission Accomplished! A girl is currently nibbling on my penis. I'm going to call my wife and tell her the good news. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
According to the recent polls, Bush has a slight lead over John Kerry. So today, Bush hung a banner over the White… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
“I can’t breathe. I’m 97% sure that my nerve endings are literally on fire, and true to his promise, walking today, or… — Kristen Proby Copy Share Image
But 'Cuban Linx' was a project that really needed to come, and I really wanted to get it off my chest because… — Raekwon Copy Share Image
"My fellow Americans: Major combat operations in Iraq have ended." Under the banner "Mission Accomplished." — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
Giving one girl all your attention is the move. Keep a smile on her face and mission accomplished. — Jayy Copy Share Image
Certainly, I didn't want to finish my career with a loss. I wanted to finish with a win, but unfortunately it wasn't… — Mauricio Rua Copy Share Image
“The word that comes to mind is 'beefcake', Zane drawled, looking Ty over, appreciating the view "Mission accomplished then!" Ty said happily… — Abigail Roux Copy Share Image
Mission accomplished. The Museum of Modern Art's wide-open, tall-ceilinged, super-reinforced second floor was for all intents and purposes built to accommodate monumental… — Jerry Saltz Copy Share Image
Dear Crush, If your shower brb was intended to make me imagine you naked.. mission accomplished — Anonymous Copy Share Image
