I divorce myself from listeners who aren't tolerant of humor. I did notice universally that, especially when it comes to weight, people… — Ben Folds Copy Share Image
This is a hard job. Change gear, change gear, change gear, check mirror, murder a prostitute, change gear, change gear, murder. That's… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
Mirror becomes a razor when it's broken. A stick becomes a flute when it's loved. — Yoko Ono Copy Share Image
Management by results - like driving a car by looking in rear view mirror. — W. Edwards Deming Copy Share Image
In the ladies' room, Alice studied her image in the mirror. The reflected older woman's face didn't quite match the picture that… — Lisa Genova Copy Share Image
Inside each of us resides the truth, I began, the absolute truth. But sometimes the truth is hidden in a hall of… — Garth Stein Copy Share Image
If you can't look in the mirror and genuinely love 100% of what you see, how can you possibly say "i love… — Behdad Sami Copy Share Image
Dear friend, Your heart is a polished mirror. You must wipe it dean of the veil of dust that has gathered upon… — Al-Ghazali Copy Share Image
I have a crumble baby belly, boobs are worse for wear after two kids...I'm doing all right. I'm 33. I don't look… — Kate Winslet Copy Share Image
The alternate triumphs of different parties ... make the public administration the mirror of the ill-concerted and incongruous projects of faction, rather… — George Washington Copy Share Image
Was it the infinite sadness of her eyes that drew him or the mirror of himself that he found in the gorgeous… — F. Scott Fitzgerald Copy Share Image
Trying to change the outer is like seeing your unclean or unshaven face in the mirror and trying to shave or clean… — Joe Vitale Copy Share Image
Gaze no more in the bitter glass The demons, with their subtle guile, Lift up before us when they pass, Or only… — William Butler Yeats Copy Share Image
One discovers that destiny can be diverted, that one does not have to remain in bondage to the first wax imprint made… — Anais Nin Copy Share Image
Books are those faithful mirrors that reflect to our mind the minds of sages and heroes. — Edward Gibbon Copy Share Image
I call myself good crazy because I am a crazy normal. But who is normal really? Are you normal? Maybe you are,… — Shane Bunting Copy Share Image
Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Life is just a mirror, and what you see out there, you must first see inside of you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The stately heavens which glory doth array, are mirrors of God's admirable might; there, whence forth spreads the night, forth springs the… — William Alexander, 1st Earl of Stirling Copy Share Image
Hey, our hair's the same color," I said, eyeing us side by side in the mirror. Sure is, Girlfriend." Eric grinned at… — Charlaine Harris Copy Share Image
Don’t you do that.” She turned away from the mirror, toward him. “Don’t you dare make a joke. It took a great… — Tessa Dare Copy Share Image
