I was 24 yesterday. Suddenly you wake up, and you get on the elevator, and there's a mirror there. And you look in the mirror, and you're an old man. — Charles Nelson Reilly Copy Share Image
If I make $30,000 a month, I'll spend $29,999. I tell friends, 'Oh, you need money to go to college?' I'm a little crazy,… — Charles Nelson Reilly Copy Share Image
Opera is full of trappings that make us go away from being human. You can't let them do that. You can't walk like you're… — Charles Nelson Reilly Copy Share Image
A voice in my head tells me that I'm at the twilight of an extraordinary life. I say extraordinary because of the people who… — Charles Nelson Reilly Copy Share Image
You can't do anything else once you do game shows. You have no career. — Charles Nelson Reilly Copy Share Image
I live at the dentist's. I'm on my third set of teeth that they put in with nails and screws. — Charles Nelson Reilly Copy Share Image
I was 24 yesterday. Suddenly you wake up, and you get on the elevator, and there's a mirror there. And you look in the… — Charles Nelson Reilly Copy Share Image
My friends are very rich. Elizabeth Taylor sends flowers the size of the bathtub. I'm not kidding. — Charles Nelson Reilly Copy Share Image
Capricorns like to stay in one place. I have to go to work in places like New York, but basically, I don't want to… — Charles Nelson Reilly Copy Share Image
Just get a bag and drop a dream in it, and you'll be surprised what happens. — Charles Nelson Reilly Copy Share Image
The favorite thing I like to do is nothing. I'm such an expert at doing nothing. I have a boat. I make training films… — Charles Nelson Reilly Copy Share Image
When I die, it's going to read, 'Game Show Fixture Passes Away.' Nothing about the theater, or Tony Awards, or Emmys. But it doesn't… — Charles Nelson Reilly Copy Share Image
Because I was an only child, I don't like many people around, and that's why I don't have any servants. — Charles Nelson Reilly Copy Share Image
If you ever get injured or have an asthma attack, the last words you get out are, 'Sammy Davis suite, please.' That's, like, three… — Charles Nelson Reilly Copy Share Image
Everyone should have hair. When you get dressed up, you must do that last whip of hair spray, or life's not worth living. — Charles Nelson Reilly Copy Share Image
