“Miracle means; when a South Asian Woman does not turn into an elephant after marriage.” — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share Image
“If rise of sun from east and fall in the west is the indicator of God’s existence; my standing dick every morning… — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share Image
“If miracles represent prophecy, we must have more prophets in twenty first century than the entire human history.” — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share Image
“If people fully understand you, they will think of you as a normal, if they half understand you, will think of you as a… — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share Image
“You are the end of beauty and creativity one must have created so far.” — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share Image
“If they can worship a weird creature, which is even not existed; why I must not worship a beautiful one who is already here.” — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share Image
“Water is so friendly when you have it on your palms, but so evil when they have you on theirs.” — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share Image
“When I look at you; I feel that God must have created you for himself.” — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share Image
“I am neither a philosopher nor a thinker, but simply follower of my own thoughts.” — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share Image
“A man, who does not commit an evil act either, has no opportunity or the stomach.” — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share Image
“Every nation is part of the history we inherit, blacks and whites, slaves and gods; we have no other option, embracing each other.” — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share Image
“If you sought to leave the world, don’t go alone. Since there are too many bad people you can take them too.” — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share Image
“Misery and poverty of a nation is associated with the conscious of its people not leaders.” — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share Image
“Love is not about liking, loving and caring, but appreciation, understanding and devotion.” — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share Image
“Kindness is an extraordinary moment and status even if it has to be pretending.” — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share Image
