For a single woman, preparing for company means wiping the lipstick off the milk carton. — Elayne Boosler Copy Share Image
Yo mama is so fat, she ran away and they had to use all four sides of the milk carton — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happiness is defined as opening your refrigerator to find your mother-in-law's picture on the milk carton. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Manhandling the open here spout on a milk carton so badly that one has to resort to using the illegal side. — Rich Hall Copy Share Image
As a seven-year-old, I remember when Etan Patz disappeared and was immortalized as the first missing-child face on a milk carton. — Chelsea Cain Copy Share Image
Use the environment to remind you of what needs to be done. If you're afraid you'll forget to buy milk on the… — Daniel Levitin Copy Share Image
On the morning of the fourth day, Jamie tipped a switchblade out of his box of cornflakes. “I think these promotional campaigns… — Sarah Rees Brennan Copy Share Image
“And here I was excited to get somewhere I could drink milk out of the carton while wearing my underwear.” “You drink… — Nichole Chase Copy Share Image
