Every year my family would pile into the car for our vacation and drive 80 trillion miles just to prove we couldn't… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
Too often I would hear men boast of the miles covered that day, rarely of what they had seen. — Louis L'Amour Copy Share Image
I suppose, to be fair, I don't miss the energy of youth very much - because I was never fit. So it… — Maeve Binchy Copy Share Image
So much of what we said sounded crazy, yet none of it was false... as if two theoretical physicists stood on stage… — Richard Bach Copy Share Image
The distance between us sucks.But you are worth every mile between my house and yours. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you feel bad at 10 miles, you're in trouble. If you feel bad at 20 miles, you're normal. If you don't… — Robert de Castella Copy Share Image
The Hawaiian Islands were discovered by hardy Polynesian sailors, who crossed thousands of miles of open ocean in primitive canoes, braving violent… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Today Homeland Security Chief Tom Ridge lowered the terror alert from orange to yellow. Does anybody need 16 miles of duct tape? — Craig Kilborn Copy Share Image
My big running discovery was around Stanley Park in Vancouver. Miss it. That's a six-mile loop. Now I smile when I get… — Michael Weatherly Copy Share Image
Food is like a torture device because hiking 47 miles a day is hard enough. And then you're trying to get down… — Jennifer Pharr Davis Copy Share Image
“You were never born with a silver spoon in your mouth. Don't think that way. You were born with a diamond spoon… — Israelmore Ayivor Copy Share Image
Why is commitment such a big problem for a man? I think that for some reason when a man is driving down… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
Although the United States has made tremendous progress cleaning up its water by removing billions of pounds of pollutants and doubling the… — Carol Browner Copy Share Image
You don't have to choose between June Cleaver or Barbara Walters. There are miles of space between them. — Rachel Campos-Duffy Copy Share Image
The Lazysphere - a working definition - is a group of bloggers who I won't name by name, but you can spot… — Steve Rubel Copy Share Image
I saw a charity appeal in the Guardian the other day, and it read "Little Zuki has to walk 13 miles a… — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
I am, in fact, a medical doctor; I am a world expert in mechanical heart technology; and I am an athletically fit… — Robert Jarvik Copy Share Image
Is it not insupportable to be held down to a canter when you long to gallop for miles? — Georgette Heyer Copy Share Image
If you believe you have a just cause, an important message, or a key contribution to make, you will be just as… — Laurie Beth Jones Copy Share Image
To stutter through it with you or even stop stuttering and say nothing, was so lucky and soft, better talk than mile-a-minute… — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
I grew up thirty miles down the highway in San Marcos, and I've still got family there, so I guess I'm pretty… — Elizabeth Crook Copy Share Image
