Stu Price: You know, everyone says Mike Tyson is such a badass, but I think he's kind of a sweetheart. Alan Garner:… — The Hangover Copy Share Image
Like you said - we all do dumb shit when we're fucked up. -Mike Tyson [to Phil] — The Hangover Copy Share Image
To a night we'll never remember, but the four of us will never forget. — The Hangover Copy Share Image
Doug Billings: Tracy did mention we shouldn't let him gamble. Or drink too much. Phil Wenneck: Jesus, he's like a gremlin. Comes with instructions… — The Hangover Copy Share Image
Phil asks: Whose baby is that? Alan reponds: Check its collar or something. — The Hangover Copy Share Image
Ill tell you another thing 6 to 1 odds our car is beat to sh**. -Stu Price — The Hangover Copy Share Image
Stu Price: [while Alan adds pepper to the roofied steak] Why are you peppering the steak? You don't know if tigers like pepper. Alan… — The Hangover Copy Share Image
Phil Wenneck: The Best Little Chapel... do you know where that is? Dr. Valsh: I do, it's at the corner of get a map… — The Hangover Copy Share Image
Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That shit'll come back with you. -Sid Garner — The Hangover Copy Share Image
Stu Price: You know, everyone says Mike Tyson is such a badass, but I think he's kind of a sweetheart. Alan Garner: I think… — The Hangover Copy Share Image
Stu Price: She's got my grandmother's Holocaust ring! Alan Garner: I didn't know they gave out rings at the Holocaust. — The Hangover Copy Share Image
Were not going to leave a baby in the room. Theres a f***ing tiger in the bathroom. -Stu — The Hangover Copy Share Image