Might Quotes by Jeff Foxworthy

If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Kool Whip on the side, you might be a…

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you consider pork and beans to be a gourmet food.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if on your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the…

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your dog can't watch you eat without gagging.

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You might be a redneck if you think the Mountain Men in Deliverance were just misunderstood.

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You might be a redneck if your most expensive shoes have numbers on the heels.

— Jeff Foxworthy

If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you hammer bottle caps into the frame of your front door to make it look nice.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you have to check in the bottom of your shoe for change so you can get…

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You might be a redneck if you go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend, and you only need to buy…

— Jeff Foxworthy

If you think the last four words to the national anthem are " gentleman, start your engines", You might be a redneck.

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You might be a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards since Smokey and the Bandit was snubbed for…

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You might be a redneck if your father encourages you to quit school because Larry has an opening on the lube rack.

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You might be a redneck if... the blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas…

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You might be a redneck if you keep a fly swatter in the front seat of the car so you can reach…

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You might be a redneck if you stand under the mistletoe at Christmas and wait for Granny and cousin Sue-Ellen to walk…

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Whatever cleaning goes on on the planet, women do 99% of it. But see, women are not as proud of their 99%…

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You might be a redneck if you think Silence of the Lambs is what happens when Larry walks out to the barn.

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You might be a redneck if you have a picture of Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, or Elvis over your fireplace.

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You might be a redneck if your parakeet knows the phrase Open up, Police!

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You might be a redneck if you look upon a family reunion as a chance to meet 'Ms. Right

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You might be a redneck if your favorite T-shirt is offensive in thirteen states.

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You might be a redneck if during your senior year you and your mother had homeroom together.

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You might be a redneck if your pocketknife has ever been referred to as Exhibit A.

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You might be a redneck if you own all the components of soap on a rope except the soap.

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You might be a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for wedding pictures.

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You might be a redneck if...Your only condiment on the dining room table is the economy size bottle of ketchup.

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You might be a redneck if every electrical outlet in your house is a fire hazard.

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You might be a redneck if you need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House…

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You might be a redneck if you have every episode of Hee Haw on tape.

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You might be a redneck if you use a radiator hose to fix your kitchen sink.

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You might be a redneck if you can amuse yourself for more than an hour with a fly swatter.

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You might be a redneck if... your high school basketball game got rained out.

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You might be a redneck if the receptionist checks the rat traps at your place of business.

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You might be a redneck if you've ever stared at a can of orange juice because it said concentrate.

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You might be a redneck if an expired license plate means another decoration for your living room wall.

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You might be a redneck if your classes at school were cancelled because the path to the restroom was flooded.

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If the gas pedal on your car is shaped like a bare foot, you might be a redneck.

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You might be a redneck if more than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general.

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You might be a redneck if your beer can collection is considered a tourist attraction in your home town.

— Jeff Foxworthy