I got players with bad watches - they can't tell midnight from noon. — Casey Stengel Copy Share Image
You gotta learn that if you don't get it by midnight, chances are you ain't gonna get it, and if you do, it ain't worth it. — Casey Stengel Copy Share Image
We're in such a slump that even the ones that are drinkin' aren't hittin'. — Casey Stengel Copy Share Image
They say he's [Yogi Berra] funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays… — Casey Stengel Copy Share Image
Well, that's baseball. Rags to riches one day and riches to rags the next. But I've been in it 36 years and I'm used… — Casey Stengel Copy Share Image
No baseball pitcher would be worth a darn without a catcher who could handle the hot fastball. — Casey Stengel Copy Share Image
They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don't win many ball games. — Casey Stengel Copy Share Image
If you walk backwards, you'll find out you can go forwards and people won't know if you're coming or going. — Casey Stengel Copy Share Image
The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away from the four guys who haven't made up their… — Casey Stengel Copy Share Image
The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It's that they stay out all night looking for it. — Casey Stengel Copy Share Image
Two hundred million Americans, and there ain't two good catchers among 'em. — Casey Stengel Copy Share Image
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