“He wasn’t a Have, and he wasn’t a Have Not. He was a midget, so he was a shorter Haven’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Don't you think baby corns are scary? There's just something wrong about their midget bodies. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ninety-five per cent of my language problems are the fault of that stupid little midget. — Gianfranco Zola Copy Share Image
If you want a midget to look like a baby, don’t put a cigar in his mouth. — Chuck Jones Copy Share Image
Aren't you something," Grandma said. "I never saw a midget up close." "Little person," Briggs said. "And I never saw anyone as… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“He who makes fun of a short and fat man’s weight is much less cruel than he who makes fun of his… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
We have far too many kids. At one time in the playpen there was standing-room only. It looked like a bus stop… — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
Had I not been in a relationship, I would have no issues falling in love with a midget. I wouldn't mind as… — Vikrant Massey Copy Share Image
What are children anyway? Midget drunks. They greet you in the morning by kneeing you in the face and talking gibberish. They… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
“That cat was a spy. You had to take a pot shot at it. It was a very clever German midget dressed… — J.D. Salinger Copy Share Image
The Punkwat twins! Brentwood is the world's smallest giant, whilst his brother, Elwood, is the largest midget in the world. They baffle… — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
Where's the use of looking nice, when no one sees me but those cross midgets, and no one cares whether I'm pretty… — Louisa May Alcott Copy Share Image
The word 'midget' is a slur. It evolved from P. T. Barnum's era of circuses and freak shows. Society has evolved. So… — Sinead Burke Copy Share Image
There's a Drunk Midget in My House Ah, babies! They're more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I've got a theory, it could be bunnies... I've got a theor- Bunnies aren't just cute like everybody supposes They've got them… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Tucker: You guys going to Milwaukee? Guy: Yes sir, heading home after a vacation. Tucker: Did you know there are midgets in… — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
“Among other possibilities, money was invented to make it possible for a foolish man to control wise men; a weak man, strong… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Santa blows all these shipping companies away. He delivers more than 2 billion packages in just 24 hours. He does it by… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
A little girl robbed you?" Tessa said. "Actually, she wasn’t a little girl at all, as it turns out, but a midget… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
I disagree with Muhammad. I'm against hate, anti-Semitism and homophobia.… This is not a village of hate. It's a village of hope.…… — Al Sharpton Copy Share Image
when ... I've thought of madness, it seems most easily explained to me as poetry in action. A life of symbol rather… — Helen Eustis Copy Share Image
Expect nothing, live frugally on surprise. Become a stranger to need of pity. Or if compassion be freely given out, take only… — Alice Walker Copy Share Image
There are a lot of good comics, no doubt, but as far as the quality of the comics goes, I think what… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
Half an hour later, each of them had been given a complicated circular chart, and was attempting to fill in the position… — J. K. Rowling Copy Share Image
Unrequited love," I'd say. He'd look at me sideways in that cunning way he did and say, "what about it?" and I'd… — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
Next to fat babies, midgets are my favorite things to hold. I love them so much, and I want to help them… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
I had such plans for this evening. The pursuit of blind drunkenness and wayward women was my goal. But alas, it was… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
Then one day my sister abandoned me at the 1939 World's Fair, and that incident is the essence of In the Night… — Maurice Sendak Copy Share Image
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