“Hormones directing my thoughts, commandeering my innocent hands, and insisting that they do an odd, immoral, and exquisite thing in bed, in the dark, in the middle of the night, with a box of Kleenex handy. Worse, the hormonal urges… — Tim Anderson Copy Share Image
“Besides, it's my God-given right as an American to speak my mind and fill others' ears with my thoughts, my opinions, my innermost feelings,… — Tim Anderson Copy Share Image
“Turn right on here and then go straight.” “No,” Jennifer scolded. “Go forward.” Yes, go forward. Go straight and you end up at Applebee’s,… — Tim Anderson Copy Share Image
“Hormones directing my thoughts, commandeering my innocent hands, and insisting that they do an odd, immoral, and exquisite thing in bed, in the dark,… — Tim Anderson Copy Share Image
“gaijin, n. 1. foreigner, outsider 2. pest, big fat alien, one who must be stared at on trains” — Tim Anderson Copy Share Image
