Any cat that misses a mouse pretends it was aiming for the dead leaf. — Charlotte Gray Copy Share Image
If you think cat food is for cats, how come it doesn't come in mouse flavor? — Seth Godin Copy Share Image
Ukraine announced plans to open Chernobyl, their nuclear disaster site, to tourists. They say it's just like Disneyland, except the 6-foot mouse… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
A woman who takes her husband about with her everywhere is like a cat that goes on playing with a mouse long… — Hector Hugh Munro Copy Share Image
When I was 10 there wasnt trampolines and cartoon charaters, I never went to Chuck E Cheese! My mom said ' you… — George Lopez Copy Share Image
I think mice Are rather nice. Their tails are long, Their faces small, They haven't any Chins at all. — Rose Fyleman Copy Share Image
The goal of science and engineering is to build better mousetraps. The goal of nature is to build better mice. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Thurber did not write the way a surgeon operates, he wrote the way a child skips rope, the way a mouse waltzes. — E. B. White Copy Share Image
I can't sing worth a lick, so I don't know if I would be allowed in the ["The Mickey Mouse Club"]. — Michael B. Jordan Copy Share Image
Danger Mouse is now working on a bunch of other records, translating his ideas about remixing into all sorts of other projects. — Damon Albarn Copy Share Image
That's what happens nowadays with people working on computers. They can so easily fix things with their mouse and take out all… — Jack White Copy Share Image
A little mouse of thought appears in the room, and even the mightiest potentates are thrown into panic. They make frantic efforts… — Winston Churchill Copy Share Image
You planning top kill me with a Wiffle bat?" [Carson asked] "Yeah." "Why?" he asked. The bat was shaking in my tight… — Rachel Vail Copy Share Image
My dad noticed some kind of talent on piano when he asked me to play a couple random songs on piano when… — Christina Grimmie Copy Share Image
I went to Bali, and I was in a small village, and somebody who was with me showed a woman a little… — Matt Groening Copy Share Image
It is with roses and locomotives (not to mention acrobats Spring electricity Coney Island the 4th of July the eyes of mice… — e. e. cummings Copy Share Image
Well I've got to get out of the rat-race now I'm tired of the ways of mice and men And the empires… — Van Morrison Copy Share Image
You couldn't pay me enough to be a law enforcement officer. Their job is a tough job. You have to solve people's… — Christopher Meloni Copy Share Image
God, she's growing up, and I don't know when it happened, man. I used to buy her Minnie Mouse panties and little… — Bill Engvall Copy Share Image
Shaped a little like a loaf of French country bread, our brain is a crowded chemistry lab, bustling with nonstop neural conversations.Imagine… — Diane Ackerman Copy Share Image
In North Korea, we never learned to think critically. There is no concept of individualism. The government treated us as less valuable… — Park Yeon-mi Copy Share Image
As soon as we get comfortable in one role, we have to take on another! Why? ... Because he wants to keep… — Walter Wykes Copy Share Image
Why should your majesty think it? My own plans are made. While I may, I sail East in Dawn Treader. When she… — C. S. Lewis Copy Share Image
Made up of corallitic accretions and painful increments, lit on rare occasions by bolts of revelation, and then stuffed behind the wainscotting… — Harold Town Copy Share Image
My worst job was packing animal feed in a warehouse in Gloucestershire when I was a student. It was a very strange… — Simon Pegg Copy Share Image
I'm finding that everything sells. I've been toying with the fact that I have this big giant glass jar with the metal… — Mike Royer Copy Share Image
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