The metric system was designed to get people to enter charity runs.Do you think you would go run a 3.1 mile race? No, but if somebody says, hey, 5 km. You go, 5km sounds pretty impressive. — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
What begins as a Utopian vision, always - always - ends in bloodshed. Because you have to force a utopia on a free people.… — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share
“Politics is way cool, as long as it’s progressive. Conservatives by nature hate politics and politicians.” — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share
I haven't used that word since I was 7 years old. I don't understand Donald Trump. — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share
I don't understand why a 40 is a quarter of beer when a 40 is 40 ounces. It's time to embrace the metric system. — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share
At a certain point, we need to figure out how to reward those who choose a path that offers, often, almost no reward. — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share
There's always something heroic and romantic about taking a stand against the powers that be. — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share
How odd that the proponents of free expression think 'free' only applies to them. — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share
You can't get more racist than hating black conservatives just because they're black. — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share
When one becomes a liberal, he or she pretends to advocate tolerance, equality and peace, but hilariously, they’re doing so for purely selfish reasons.… — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share
I have to say that Adam Levine is truly a daring young man to go on Twitter to bash Fox News. He's so rebellious,… — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share
Actors seem brave and unpredictable, but they're spontaneous as a tax return. — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share
Al Gore completely lied about climate change in an effort to make a lot of money. — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share
