“On the whole, I try to avoid confrontations with deadly snakes.” — Tom Parker Bowles Copy Share Image
“At this point, I see the unfortunate recipient of this impromptu history lecture begin to doze and I move on to my next unwilling… — Tom Parker Bowles Copy Share Image
“On the flight back from Korea, somewhere between the silicone implant chicken and the latest Jennifer Lopez shitefest, I try to make sense of… — Tom Parker Bowles Copy Share Image
