My girlfriend said: 'If you loved me you wouldn't drink so much', I said: 'If I didn't drink so much I probably… — Gary Mule Deer Copy Share Image
They say beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but I find it's often in huge tits, too. — Brad Wilkerson Copy Share Image
Remember when you were a kid and the boys didn't like the girls? Only sissies liked girls? What I'm trying to tell… — Jules Feiffer Copy Share Image
Christ called as his Apostles only men. He did this in a totally free and sovereign way. — Pope John Paul II Copy Share Image
If Adam had had a real hairy back, we probably wouldn't be here today. — David Henry Copy Share Image
A woman must be a cute, cuddly, naive little thing - tender, sweet, and stupid. — Adolf Hitler Copy Share Image
A proper wife should be as obedient as a slave... The female is a female by virtue of a certain lack of… — Aristotle Copy Share Image
The only thing worse than women are women who tell me I'm a misogynist. — John Avery Copy Share Image
It is only the man whose intellect is clouded by his sexual impulse that could give the name of the fair sex… — Arthur Schopenhauer Copy Share Image
It's true that all men are pigs. The trick is to tame one who knows how to find truffles. — Lev L. Spiro Copy Share Image
I'd like to get married because I like the idea of a man being required by law to sleep with me every… — Carrie Snow Copy Share Image
You can't do a movie without villains. You have to have something for the heroines or anti-heroines to be up against, and… — Callie Khouri Copy Share Image
Woman is generally so bad that the difference between a good and a bad woman scarcely exists. — Leo Tolstoy Copy Share Image
In yesterday's post, I asked how many of you guys would have sex with a robot if it was indistinguishable from a… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
My friend goes through the wedding section of the Sunday paper looking at the brides-to-be and picks out a Dog-of-the-Week. I think… — David Henry Copy Share Image
A woman tries to get all she can out of a man, and a man tries to get all he can into… — Isaac Goldberg Copy Share Image
The prettiest women are almost always the most boring, and that is why some people feel there is no God. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Any woman who does not give birth to as many children as she is capable is guilty of murder. — Saint Augustine Copy Share Image
A highly intelligent man should take a primitive woman. Imagine if on top of everything else, I had a woman who interfered… — Adolf Hitler Copy Share Image
