“Women found old men amusing, I guessed. At my age, I had learned to discern passing amusement from any woman’s true romantic interest in me.” — H.T. Night Copy Share Image
“Don’t harsh my hood,” she bantered back. “We’re getting a mini-golf course as soon as the meth factory pays off big on the next… — H.T. Night Copy Share Image
“You’re going to have to just let everything go, otherwise you will make yourself crazy. Everything that we have ever been taught is wrong.… — H.T. Night Copy Share Image
“Carrie and I walked to the store. My mom left us two dollars each. It was enough to get a soda, candy bar, and… — H.T. Night Copy Share Image
“At some point, you have to accept that your life as you knew it is completely over. And now you need to make the… — H.T. Night Copy Share Image
“Let me get this straight, Sasha. You got so drunk that some jerk tried to take you home forcefully. And then this poor guy… — H.T. Night Copy Share Image
“Tommy and I both jumped up and down on his bed like a couple of six year olds.” — H.T. Night Copy Share Image
“Women found old men amusing, I guessed. At my age, I had learned to discern passing amusement from any woman’s true romantic interest in… — H.T. Night Copy Share Image
