A wise man once asked me, "What is the sound of one hand clapping?" I thought for a minute, then I slapped him across the face. That got him off my back. — Matthew Diamond Copy Share Image
I am a God-fearing man. In fact, I don't go to church because I'm afraid I'll run into him there. — Matthew Diamond Copy Share Image
It's important to watch what you eat. Otherwise, how are you going to get it into your mouth ? — Matthew Diamond Copy Share Image
A wise man once asked me, "What is the sound of one hand clapping?" I thought for a minute, then I slapped him across… — Matthew Diamond Copy Share Image
I am a God-fearing man. In fact, I don't go to church because I'm afraid I'll run into him there. — Matthew Diamond Copy Share Image
