Men love women because they are the loveliest things on God's earth. Women love men because chocolate can't mow the lawn. Some… — Guy Browning Copy Share Image
Never work for a company that says people are its most important asset. If you wanted to get a mortgage and you said that… — Guy Browning Copy Share Image
Growing up is when you understand you get what you give, not what you're given. — Guy Browning Copy Share Image
Libraries are brothels for the mind. Which means that librarians are the madams, greeting punters, understanding their strange tastes and needs, and pimping their… — Guy Browning Copy Share Image
Major cities are divided into two parts; the bits that are in the guidebook and the bits that aren't. If you don't take a… — Guy Browning Copy Share Image
As the world becomes ever more crowded, so folding will become ever more important. — Guy Browning Copy Share Image
Men love women because they are the loveliest things on God's earth. Women love men because chocolate can't mow the lawn. Some men prefer… — Guy Browning Copy Share Image
To turn ordinary clothes into gardening clothes, simply mix with compost. — Guy Browning Copy Share Image
What makes a date so dreadful is the weight of expectation attached to it. There is every chance that you may meet your soulmate,… — Guy Browning Copy Share Image
People who get to the top of any organisation are generally dysfunctional human beings who are overachieving, overcompensating or overbearing. — Guy Browning Copy Share Image
