If Adam had had a real hairy back, we probably wouldn't be here today. — David Henry Copy Share Image
Green clovers. Blue diamonds. Orange Stars. Pink hearts. Purple horseshoes. Man, I never know if I'm looking at a bowl of cereal… — David Henry Copy Share Image
You can't throw him back because he doesn't meet the legal size limit. — David Henry Copy Share Image
Whenever my teenage daughter comes down the stairs dressed like a tramp for her date, I think to myself: 'Damn, why won't her mother… — David Henry Copy Share Image
Nothing can burst your fatherly bubble faster than hearing your daughter come home from a date and saying: 'Some nights I don't know why… — David Henry Copy Share Image
At a wedding last week, my wife said: 'Isn't the bride beautiful ?' When I responded by saying, 'Yeah, but her blowjobs aren't half… — David Henry Copy Share Image
If Adam had had a real hairy back, we probably wouldn't be here today. — David Henry Copy Share Image
It was only after I untied my girlfriend from being face down on the bed that I learned her screaming, 'Asshole!' was a statement… — David Henry Copy Share Image
Green clovers. Blue diamonds. Orange Stars. Pink hearts. Purple horseshoes. Man, I never know if I'm looking at a bowl of cereal or having… — David Henry Copy Share Image
“popular TV sitcoms sprang up, each a variation on a single theme: something alien is close and secretly among us, and one person is… — David Henry Copy Share Image
My friend goes through the wedding section of the Sunday paper looking at the brides-to-be and picks out a Dog-of-the-Week. I think that's cruel… — David Henry Copy Share Image
I get all excited when I think that someone's 1-900 sex call from a cell phone might be passing through my body right now. — David Henry Copy Share Image
You can't throw him back because he doesn't meet the legal size limit. — David Henry Copy Share Image
