Be a awful nice to 'em goin' up, because you're gonna meet 'em all comin' down. — Jimmy Durante Copy Share Image
What's a depression? The dictionary says a depression is a dent. And what's a dent? Everybody knows a dent is a hole. And what's… — Jimmy Durante Copy Share Image
Me and my big mouth! I'd get rid of it, only it's such a handy place to keep my teeth. — Jimmy Durante Copy Share Image
Make someone happy, Make just one someone happy, And you will be happy, too. — Jimmy Durante Copy Share Image
All of us have schnozzles... if not in our faces, then in our character, minds or habits. When we admit our schnozzles, instead of… — Jimmy Durante Copy Share Image
At four o'clock in the morning most people have been asleep for hours, but at four o'clock in the morning the night-club children of… — Jimmy Durante Copy Share Image
Now you know that you can't go wrong... If you start each day with a song. — Jimmy Durante Copy Share Image
“Did you ever get the feeling that you wanted to go, But still had the feeling that you wanted to stay, You knew it… — Jimmy Durante Copy Share Image
I was hurt so deep that I made up my mind never to hurt anybody else, no matter what. I never made jokes about… — Jimmy Durante Copy Share Image
