“Um, she’s meaner than a bag full of squirrels and twice as nuts.” — Sherry D. Ficklin Copy Share Image
“…but Zoe, your bitch meter is hitting a twelve. I need you at a six, okay?” — Sherry D. Ficklin Copy Share Image
“Well, how about this. You're going to have to pee some time. And when you do, I'll be there.” — Sherry D. Ficklin Copy Share Image
“I know that while I care for him deeply, he could never break my heart. For my heart rests in no one's hands but… — Sherry D. Ficklin Copy Share Image
“Um, she’s meaner than a bag full of squirrels and twice as nuts.” — Sherry D. Ficklin Copy Share Image
“You know the only thing worse than being dead? Being dead and having to watch crappy TV because you I can't change the channel.” — Sherry D. Ficklin Copy Share Image
“Sometimes, we must learn to open our hearts and grow to love someone we think we might not be able to.” — Sherry D. Ficklin Copy Share Image
“Why do all these Russian men have to be so devastatingly, frustratingly handsome?” — Sherry D. Ficklin Copy Share Image
“Be careful, Princess. When waging a war of the heart, you must only fight if you are absolutely sure you can win.” — Sherry D. Ficklin Copy Share Image
“No one who threatens to kill people as often as you do would be dumb enough to actually kill someone.” — Sherry D. Ficklin Copy Share Image
“No matter how many romantic poems you recite, no matter how many glorious tales of love you read, how can you really understand the… — Sherry D. Ficklin Copy Share Image
“It's a guy thing. You offer to feed us and we will agree to just about anything.” — Sherry D. Ficklin Copy Share Image
“Books are one thing I love above all else. In a story, I can become anyone, travel any place. In those pages lives my… — Sherry D. Ficklin Copy Share Image
“Somewhere the magical kingdom of Douche-Bagastan has lost its king. Because here you are.” — Sherry D. Ficklin Copy Share Image
“If we can't enjoy ourselves to excess once in a while, what is the value in life?” — Sherry D. Ficklin Copy Share Image
