Just because you don't know how to do stand-up doesn't mean you don't know how to put on a show. — Jack Black Copy Share Image
I just had a son and had to take him to the paediatrician and he measured his head and apparently he's in… — Jack Black Copy Share Image
I just remember the early days of Tenacious D. There was no talk or thought about doing a TV show or a movie. — Jack Black Copy Share Image
What do you do after you go to space, more importantly? You can't go to a more intense, awesome thing. That's the end. — Jack Black Copy Share Image
I don't think of myself as a great improver. A lot of times there's long periods of silence when everyone in the recording studio… — Jack Black Copy Share Image
I'm not thinking about forcing my kids to watch my movies. It's always awkward when someone says: "Hey, I wrote a song, can I… — Jack Black Copy Share Image
Seems like every other day there's somebody on the news, somebody gets killed or does something crazy and all the neighbors and everybody says,… — Jack Black Copy Share Image
I've had so many hot, cheesy, corny loves of music in my life. I had a very intense Billy Joel period. So once you've… — Jack Black Copy Share Image
I always feel bad for people getting married and spending upwards of a hundred thousand dollars. It just seems so absurd to me. — Jack Black Copy Share Image
The thing is, the kids always rebel against what the parents try to push on them so I'm going to pretend like I don't… — Jack Black Copy Share Image
