I recognize that folks in the press love to see Republican-on-Republican violence, and so you want me to say something bad about… — Ted Cruz Copy Share Image
The entire island of Martha's Vineyard has gone Obama crazy. There's even a cocktail that they've named after Barack Obama. It's called… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
If your kitchen table is like mine, you sit there at night before you put the kids to bed and you talk… — Joe Biden Copy Share Image
I respect Senator McCain a great deal and believe he has many - many good ideas and suggestions that I would certainly… — Mitt Romney Copy Share Image
The pandering and ignorance-across-party-lines represented by the John McCain-Hillary Clinton united front for a temporary reduction in the gasoline tax should make… — James Fallows Copy Share Image
Despite his consistent party-line voting record, some independents and Democrats still think of Senator McCain as the most palatable, independent-minded Republican. But… — Sarah Vowell Copy Share Image
Barack Obama's busy moving into the White House. Earlier today, John McCain was blowing on his soup. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
Let me be absolutely clear. Israel is a strong friend of Israel's. It will be a strong friend of Israel's under a… — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
They are having a panel look into the intelligence failures in Iraq. It is a seven-person panel and it will include Senator… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
Should Sen. McCain capture the nomination as many assume, I believe this general election will offer the worst choices for President in… — James Dobson Copy Share Image
There is some good news for John McCain. According to the latest polls, which came out today, John McCain has started to… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
Earlier today, John McCain was in the news. John McCain gave his first press conference since the election. And he said, 'For… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
Remember, the first presidential candidate to reject public financing for both the primary and general election was... Barack Obama, in 2008. He… — Jeff Greenfield Copy Share Image
One can look at John McCain and say that he's not ready to be commander-in-chief. — Rudy Giuliani Copy Share Image
John McCain turned 72 years old last Friday, but the Chinese are making him a birth certificate that says he's only 33… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
If both John McCain and Obama were given a sip of truth serum, both would admit they made serious mistakes in choosing… — Douglas Wilder Copy Share Image
As you know, several times, McCain talked about serving his country in Vietnam, which is a nice change after 16 years and… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
It occurs to me that John McCain is as intellectually shallow as our current President....Bush goes bumbling along, grinning and spewing moronic… — Jack Cafferty Copy Share Image
And I think more of a concern has been not within the campaign, the mistakes that were made, not being able to… — Sarah Palin Copy Share Image
I have the good fortune of knowing both John McCain and Donald Trump well, both men have more in common than the… — Sarah Palin Copy Share Image
He is obviously an American hero. John McCain is a vanishing breed. He is an iconoclast, he is in his own mind… — John Heilemann Copy Share Image
Last night, John McCain said that under the Democratic health care plan, a bureaucrat would stand between you and your doctor, as… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
The Republican - conservative Republican answer has always been when we lose it's because we're not ideological enough. If they lose midterm… — Sam Tanenhaus Copy Share Image