“He could totally be your boyfriend," [Angel] went on with annoying persistance. "You guys could get married. I could be like a… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
“I look like prep school Barbie," Nudge complained, as she entered the kitchen. She caught sight of me in my uniform and… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
Max, if you survive your final test, can you steal me one of those magic outfits for me?" I'll try to get… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
I want to do it too!" (sitting motionless) Nudge: "Nope, you stand out like a fart in a church." Max: (muttering) "Appropriately… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
“I RAISED AN EYEBROW AT HIM, AND HE STUCK OUT HIS TONGUE AND CROSSED HIS EYES WHEN JOSH TURNED AWAY FROM US… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
You can help each other, Max, said the unwelcome voice. You're perfect complements to each other. "Shut up!" I hissed under my… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
And Max, I've put some scraps in a bowl for your dog," Mom said. "It's on the floor, by the back door."… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
And there I was, pretty as heck, brown eyes, a few freckles, fashion challenged, and a bad attitude. Max II. — James Patterson Copy Share Image
“It never works out! *kicks rock, it hits a window, sirens go off* (iggy) Uh oh. (max) Up and away guys! Come… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
Max: "Okay guys, I had a couple thoughts I wanted to go over with you." Iggy: (pretends to snore loudy) Max: (throws… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
You can call me Agent Mickelson,' he told me with a smile. 'What about you? Is Max short for something? Maxine?' 'No,… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
"You were designed to be very smart, Max," she told me. "We electrically stimulated your synaptic nerve endings while your brain was… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
Dr. Martinez: "I take it you don't want me to call your parent?" Max: "Uh, no." Hello, lab? May I speak to… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
“Ari!" Jeb had finally seen his son. He rushed to Ari's side and knelt next to him. Looking stunned, he gathered Ari's… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
Fang: "There is one bright side to this." Max: "Yeah? What's that?" The new and improved Erasers would mutilate us before they… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
I'm going to turn fifteen tomorrow," i said, warming to the idea. "It's high time. I can't remember when i turned fourteen."… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
I have an idea. It’s risky, and Max will kill us when she finds out.” Iggy raised his head. “Sounds like my… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
Max, you're acting like a child, the Voice said. You're above rebelling against your fate just to rebel. You've got a date… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
Fang? Are you- like Max?" asked Dr. Martinez. "Nope,"he said, sounding bored. "I'm the smart one." I resisted the urge to kick… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
“He gave me a warm smile, and I blinked, realizing he was cute. I'd never really had the luxury of noticing cuteness… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
No one looks like Fang-dark and still and dangerous, like he's daring you to set him off. But I'd seen him rocking… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
“I had made a friend. My second one in fourteen years. I was on a roll” — James Patterson Copy Share Image
Yeah, and so Max and Dylan are supposed to, like, go to Germany and have kids together," I heard Gazzy say. My… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
I whirled around and saw no one. No psychotic mad scientists, anyway. "Jackpot, Max! Jackpot!" It was was Fang, and he was… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
It was a little weird that they were friends. But then, maybe freaks just tended to find each other. — James Patterson Copy Share Image
“The next forty-five minutes in that office was about as much fun as a day at Disney World—when it’s pouring rain. And all there… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
As we go through this transition where a lot more people will be reading on devices, nobody is paying enough attention to make sure… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
Max—you have a bigger mission than finding the flock's parents. Focus on helping the whole world, not just your friends. I held my wings… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
You're lying through your fangs," Iggy accused. Fang tried to play innocent--but "innocent Fang" is an oxymoron, so it didn't work. — James Patterson Copy Share Image
There are reasons people seek escape in books, and one of those reasons is that the boundary of what can happen is beyond what… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
I get up every morning and chop wood, and I pretty much do it seven days a week, and I like to do it.… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
Witihin seconds the headhunter had lost control of his car and it squealed, sliding sideways right into several other cars. Cool!' said the Gasman. — James Patterson Copy Share Image
“It was scary. More than Sara could possibly know. More than anybody ought to know, or ever would. History wasn't for the general public--it… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
Did I want a dog? No. Did I need a dog? Also no. We were six kids running for our lives, not knowing where… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
I'm a girl who has been tamping down her emotions and keeping them tightly guarded her whole life. And that works really well for… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
