Matter Satellites Quotes by Howard Stern

When you hire me, you hire a nut who is going to work 24 hours a day for you and never, ever burn his audience.

— Howard Stern

Okay, well, I guess I'm still a kid. Because when I get really angry and fired up and I feel like my back is…

— Howard Stern

Yes, I believe blue material is funny, but if that's all you've got, you're dead in the water. It's not good.

— Howard Stern

I'm not looking for a paycheck.

— Howard Stern

I believe we will start believing in God as we get closer to death.

— Howard Stern

Just the mere mention of Jay Leno's name makes me to want to vomit.

— Howard Stern

Rick Shapiro is a top comedian.

— Howard Stern

I've come to appreciate other people's talents.

— Howard Stern

Mike Walker is the Hemingway of gossip.

— Howard Stern

I didn't listen to executives.

— Howard Stern

There's just too many people being bullied, too many people's lives being wrecked. This is something that is long overdue. We all have gay…

— Howard Stern

I seem to be some sort of lightning rod. I just really irritate people, you know? I really do.

— Howard Stern