“You stumble upon an unhappy Martian sentry on a mission and shoot ineffectually at his powersuit a few times before he pulps you with his laserbeam eyes and hideous poisonous-gas breath. Glory!” — Daniel Keidl Copy Share Image
“Oh, one more thing,' Thor calls out. 'If I know my prophecy, and I do, you beautiful ladies had best start looking for a… — Daniel Keidl Copy Share Image
“Deciding to spit in the eye of every homely matron who ever warned her children not to stare into the sun directly, you crank… — Daniel Keidl Copy Share Image
“The front edge of the shockwave impacts the earth and you’re both shoved to your backs against the crumbling asphalt of the parking lot,… — Daniel Keidl Copy Share Image
“Your eyes meet and you immediately feel yourself shriveling under his gaze. He bears a scale in one hand and appears to be weighing… — Daniel Keidl Copy Share Image
“As the horde of ancient and mythical creatures impossibly descends upon you and dragonfire envelopes the land, you are forced to concede that it’s… — Daniel Keidl Copy Share Image
“They really need to cite their sources, you think to yourself, which would make your seventh-grade science teacher proud if only he knew. It’s… — Daniel Keidl Copy Share Image
“You stumble upon an unhappy Martian sentry on a mission and shoot ineffectually at his powersuit a few times before he pulps you with… — Daniel Keidl Copy Share Image
“YOUR LIFE HAS BEEN A MIX OF TRIUMPHS AND TOILS, CHALLENGES AND TESTS, AND YOU HAVE BEEN FOUND WORTHY. YOUR FAITH IN ME AND… — Daniel Keidl Copy Share Image
