“The front edge of the shockwave impacts the earth and you’re both shoved to your backs against the crumbling asphalt of the parking lot, and then crushed into oblivion as the Earth, along with every celestial body of your solar… — Daniel Keidl Copy Share Image
“You stumble upon an unhappy Martian sentry on a mission and shoot ineffectually at his powersuit a few times before he pulps you with his laserbeam eyes and hideous poisonous-gas breath. Glory!” — Daniel Keidl Copy Share Image
“Oh, one more thing,' Thor calls out. 'If I know my prophecy, and I do, you beautiful ladies had best start looking for a… — Daniel Keidl Copy Share Image
“Deciding to spit in the eye of every homely matron who ever warned her children not to stare into the sun directly, you crank… — Daniel Keidl Copy Share Image
“The front edge of the shockwave impacts the earth and you’re both shoved to your backs against the crumbling asphalt of the parking lot,… — Daniel Keidl Copy Share Image
“Your eyes meet and you immediately feel yourself shriveling under his gaze. He bears a scale in one hand and appears to be weighing… — Daniel Keidl Copy Share Image
“As the horde of ancient and mythical creatures impossibly descends upon you and dragonfire envelopes the land, you are forced to concede that it’s… — Daniel Keidl Copy Share Image
“They really need to cite their sources, you think to yourself, which would make your seventh-grade science teacher proud if only he knew. It’s… — Daniel Keidl Copy Share Image
“You stumble upon an unhappy Martian sentry on a mission and shoot ineffectually at his powersuit a few times before he pulps you with… — Daniel Keidl Copy Share Image
“YOUR LIFE HAS BEEN A MIX OF TRIUMPHS AND TOILS, CHALLENGES AND TESTS, AND YOU HAVE BEEN FOUND WORTHY. YOUR FAITH IN ME AND… — Daniel Keidl Copy Share Image
