When Michael Jackson, a poor black boy who grew up to be a rich, white woman, married Elvis Presley's daughter the Scientologist.… — Molly Ivins Copy Share Image
At first, when we got engaged, I asked him if we could just go to Vegas and get married by Elvis, just… — Italia Ricci Copy Share Image
I think that gay people should have the right to get married by Elvis like everybody else. — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image