The legend that matrimony is a lottery has almost ruined the lottery business — Katharine Lyall Whitehorn Copy Share Image
Many a woman would get a divorce if she could do it without making her husband happy. — Evan Esar Copy Share Image
The whole romantic part of my life was a wipeout. I didn't even own a belt. — Paul Lynde Copy Share Image
My wife... its difficult to say what she does... she sells seashells on the seashore. — Milton Jones Copy Share Image
We learned sexual technique from our dog. He taught how to beg, and he taught my wife how to roll over and… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
“For there's nothing in the world so bad for some women as marriage, he thought; and politics...” — Virginia Woolf Copy Share Image
“There is one thing above all others that I despise. It is fingers, especially female fingers, messing around in my guts. My… — Wallace Stegner Copy Share Image
She was my wife and I love her & loved her beyond imagination but I also respected her art, the passion and… — Boney Kapoor Copy Share Image
“Make sure you marry a plain man, Tessa. They won't stray, and they'll never have power over you.” — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
I like the fact that my husband and I have been together for a long time and have a warm and colourful… — Lisa Jewell Copy Share Image
If we (Lauren and Jim) ever get married, we're just going to put helmets on, run into each other from a hundred… — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
Land and sea, weakness and decline are great separators, but death is the great divorcer for ever. — John Keats Copy Share Image
“One excruciating problem faced by single women-more so in past generations than today-is caused by the unwritten rule of our society that… — R.C. Sproul Copy Share Image
“The fact that the person who you are sleeping with is also sleeping with another person or other people does not necessarily… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
I knew I wanted to be a performer and do comedy at 5 years old. My dad's wife, Marlene Rosenbaum, was boiling… — Sandra Bernhard Copy Share Image
When I used to leave behind my wife and kids and go into training camp for nine weeks at a time, I… — Naseem Hamed Copy Share Image
When a gently born spinster has little money, her choices are few. She might receive an offer of marriage, but it's unlikely… — Jo Beverley Copy Share Image
For it is mutual trust, even more than mutual interest that holds human associations together. Our friends seldom profit us but they… — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
“Yes. Yes, Liam Delaney, I’ll be your Mrs Del, your Mrs Pretty Girl. I’ll be your wife. And yes to telling each… — Lesley Jones Copy Share Image
“No", she wanted to say. " I don't want you to care for me, I want to be with my husband." But… — Amanda Grange Copy Share Image
We would like to thank you for joining us in celebrating our wedding. With Love... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Support gay marriage. I didn't vote for your marriage, why should you vote for mine? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I think that gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman.” — Arnold Schwarzenegger Copy Share Image
“Notation on Quark Manipulation as Applied to the Time/Space Continuum.” — Gabriel F.W. Koch Copy Share Image
“I used to be a dreamer, but marriage changed all that.” D’Artagnan Bloodhawke” — D'Artagnan Bloodhawke Copy Share Image
Money on my mind, that's all I think of. Married to the game never taking my ring off. — Lil Wayne Copy Share Image
It's important to take time for your spouse and nurture the relationship. — Christina Aguilera Copy Share Image
Marriage can be a magnificent lesson in becoming our best selves; that is true. — Marianne Williamson Copy Share Image
My wife gone, my mum gone, ostracised by my village. I was left all alone in life. — Arunachalam Muruganantham Copy Share Image
I've had lots of offers of marriage and from women wanting to have my kids. — Gareth Gates Copy Share Image
