“If you want to have your dreamed husband, you better not wake up; because in real life, all men are assholes.” — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share Image
My wife made me a book of photographs she took of our road trip across the United States. Makes for a good… — Paul Wesley Copy Share Image
My home is in West Vancouver, B.C. My husband built it from drawings to design and colour. — Erica Durance Copy Share Image
“I felt it would be years before the knotted-string dream of other people’s performances of woe for my dead wife would thin… — Max Porter Copy Share Image
I have always dressed somewhat well - not because I work at GQ - but because my wife is amazing at finding… — James Mullinger Copy Share Image
The Southern slave would obey God in respect to marriage, and also to the reading and studying of His word. But this,… — Gerrit Smith Copy Share Image
Obviously, marriage is not a synonym for morality. But stable marriages and families do encourage moral behavior. — Gary Bauer Copy Share Image
There will probably be some days when you don't feel like being nice to your spouse. If you follow your feelings and… — Craig Williams Copy Share Image
There is something unnatural about marriage. These two people are not going to be the same people in a few years. The… — Dustin Hoffman Copy Share Image
“Let me remind you, this is a community property state, Josh. And let me also remind you that hiding assets during a… — Laura Griffin Copy Share Image
For even the most nurturing, devoted, loving stepfather has, with a stepdaughter, an uphill battle. The relationship can test the mettle of… — Victoria Secunda Copy Share Image
Honestly, I want to live a calm life without being in the press. I want to be like any other American citizen… — George Zimmerman Copy Share Image
“Hear my wife speak of John Lewis and you might picture a stately pleasure dome of ornamental cascades and hanging gardens, staffed… — Tim Moore Copy Share Image
There's this big curiosity about how much money I spent for my wedding, and how much per plate, and all this good… — Eva Marcille Copy Share Image
I'm a father, a son, and a grandson, and if anyone messed with my wife, mom, or grandmother, and if the law… — Jason Momoa Copy Share Image
You're not just going out there, maybe sacrificing your own life. There's also sacrifices still going on at home. You can serve… — Chris Kyle Copy Share Image
A divorcee is a women who got married so she didn't have to work, but now works so she doesn't have to… — Anna Magnani Copy Share Image
No partnership matters more. The relationship with the one you marry provides 90 percent of your happiness and 90 percent of your misery. — H. Jackson Brown, Jr Copy Share Image
I don't want be your Ex ! I want be your Girlfriend , Fiancée and Wife for FOREVER ! - Silvia Siaw — Silvia Saiw Copy Share Image
It was true; always had been. Friendships were like marriages in that way. Routines and patterns were poured early and hardened like… — Kristin Hannah Copy Share Image
I can no longer seduce because I love my husband ... I don't want to hurt him. I am no longer a man-eater. — Carla Bruni Copy Share Image
My dad's wife, my stepmom, is a serious painter. My dad also paints. My mother is a brilliant sculptor, and her husband… — Peter Heller Copy Share Image
If you go to a costume party at your boss's house, wouldn't you think a good costume would be to dress up… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
My husband is one of those guys who just loves sandwiches - breakfast, lunch, or dinner! — Tiffani Thiessen Copy Share Image
George Bush says that gay people getting married would violate the sanctity of marriage. Is anybody here married? Does it feel like… — Greg Giraldo Copy Share Image
My wife can't figure out what to buy me. What do you give a man who's had everything up to here? — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
I got married at a very young age, and of course, for all the wrong reasons, and ended up divorced and lost… — Willie Aames Copy Share Image
The majority of the time I live out of a rucksack in some jungle or stuck up some mountain. The luxury tends… — Ben Fogle Copy Share Image
Ladies, if you want a happy marriage, then do whatever your husband tells you without questioning his authority. — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
Marriage is not for individual happiness, but for the welfare of the nation and the caste. — Swami Vivekananda Copy Share Image
Housewives of the 1950s were supposed to create show-stopping meals every night for their hard-working husbands. — Caroline Leavitt Copy Share Image
If homes are going to survive, it will be because husbands and fathers again place their families at the highest level on… — James Dobson Copy Share Image
How men hate waiting while their wives shop for clothes and trinkets; how women hate waiting, often for much of their lives,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Rather than polygyny needing an explanation, it is monogamy that may need to be explained.” — Patricia Dixon Copy Share Image
“And Ove’s wife does what she always does: nods and agrees that Ove is probably right. Then she goes around all winter… — Fredrik Backman Copy Share Image
“And Submission is the mate of Dominance. The two are destined for marriage." ~Lucian Bane” — Lucian Bane Copy Share Image
“Congratulations on your marriage, Guglielmo. We hope you and Dr. McCloud enjoy a long, happy life together. The Molinaro Family.” — Leta Blake Copy Share Image
“She would share these feelings with him [her SF husband] later...after wisdom replaced anger.” — Horse Soldiers Copy Share Image
I have a very realistic image of what marriage should be. It takes effort, but it shouldn't be the hardest thing that… — Joanna Garcia Copy Share Image
If and when you do decide to share your experience with your husband, it should be because you feel ready to do… — Mallory Ortberg Copy Share Image