“Some wo/men are so possessive … you end up missing missing them.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Fortunately for my wife, I'm not a snorer so she doesn't have to put up with that. — Buster Posey Copy Share Image
Marriage is an economic arrangement in many ways, let's face it. — Tennessee Williams Copy Share Image
In our house I'm not Lee Evans the comic, I'm just a dad and my wife's husband. — Lee Evans Copy Share Image
“i confess i cannot help myself. i am imaginig my self as his wife. i suppose while im at it , i… — Julianne MacLean Copy Share Image
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HUSBAND= woman are like bacon…WIFE= how????? HUSBAND= well they look good, smell good, taste good and they are slowly killing me…. — Fading_scars Copy Share Image
It was good to be out there again. Actually I told my wife the same thing: Itll be fun to go out… — Mark Brunell Copy Share Image
Oh, I've had terrible, terrible relationships! The fact that I ever got happily married to a great, normal man is kind of… — Caroline Leavitt Copy Share Image
I've been married to the same man for all this time. The way we fight sometimes, you can tell. — Loretta Lynn Copy Share Image
As an alcoholic, you have no appreciation for your wife or your children's feelings, but I'm making up for that now. I'm… — Maurice Gibb Copy Share Image
Married people do stand up so for each other when you say a word, however they may fight between themselves. — Margaret Oliphant Copy Share Image
“Danäe believed not a wisp or whiff of the forerunner’s history, whose fame was incanted in his name, Andracos Dranias, and his… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I thought when I got divorced, I really thought it would be... not so hard to meet a person that I could… — Larsa Pippen Copy Share Image
I'm the only one of the family born in Yorkshire. My aunt came down first with her husband and told my mum… — Jane McDonald Copy Share Image
“Why were you so happy to see me? You know, besides my general awesomeness." Marz pushed out of his chair, big grin… — Laura Kaye Copy Share Image
“Can you make a house of cards?" she asked. "Yes," Violet said, and went on looking. This way Violet had of seizing… — John Crowley Copy Share Image
People are expecting me to still be fourteen years old. It cracks me up, especially when people see me walk by with… — Alexa Vega Copy Share Image
Debina and I were in a relationship from the days when we were nothing. And then we both went ahead in our… — Gurmeet Choudhary Copy Share Image
Same-sex marriage polls is our last chance to make a difference. If you're like me, you don't want to have to ask… — Brad Pitt Copy Share Image