My ex-wife is a water sign and I'm an earth sign. Together we made mud. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I'll photograph weddings, friends - I'm not too good for anything. — Douglas Kirkland Copy Share Image
I know I'm honest and dependable, usually. I know I'm always dependable for my wife. I'm always at home and I'm always… — Joe Lando Copy Share Image
There are women whose infidelities are the only link they still have with their husbands. — Sacha Guitry Copy Share Image
“I don’t want to be the best man at your wedding. I have bigger goals than that! I want to be the… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Marriage is like a row boat: it fits two, it doesn't work on auto-pilot and it's very difficult to have sex in. — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
When you sympathize with a married woman you either make two enemies or gain one wife and one friend. — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
This taste of freedom is still bitter because left in Athens are my wife and my two children and because so many… — Mikis Theodorakis Copy Share Image
It is a pity that Elizabeth and I cannot marry each other. Our children would have gained mastery over the whole world. — Pope Sixtus V Copy Share Image
I just killed a spider and there's blood everywhere because the spider was on my wife's face. I'm a murderer, guys. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My husband was 28 when we met, and by the Internet's definition, he was chronically single. He never felt like any of… — Brett Cooper Copy Share Image
I am afraid that I am actually naturally good with money. My wife thinks it is because I am a Jew, which… — Giles Coren Copy Share Image
I remember waking up one day and realizing that Matt's unwavering love for me and his commitment to growing with me as… — Alex Cooper Copy Share Image
“A Great Rabbi stands, teaching in the marketplace. It happens that a husband finds proof that morning of his wife's adultery, and… — Orson Scott Card Copy Share Image
“I say, frankly, Looloo, that I believed that I could remold her life and with my wife and children make a little… — Christina Stead Copy Share Image
The chief cause of unhappiness in married life is that people think that marriage is sex attraction, which takes the form of… — Leo Tolstoy Copy Share Image
“To love without ownership, to love with total trust and faith in that very love, to love with the same faith you… — Julieanne O'Connor Copy Share Image
Let me start with a confession: I don't enjoy cooking. The reason I usually do it at home is not because I'm… — Mark Barrowcliffe Copy Share Image
