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Marriage or non-marriage, good or evil, learning or ignorance, any of these is justified, if it leads to the goal. — Swami Vivekananda Copy Share Image
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If you don't want to have gay weddings in Mormon churches, that's fine. That's absolutely up to the members of the faith… — Andrew Solomon Copy Share Image
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We [me and husband ] had been learning about the Khazars, and I had read Michael Chabon's novel [Gentlemen of the Road]… — Emily Barton Copy Share Image
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After my marriage she edited everything I wrote. And what is more, she not only edited my works, she edited me. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
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My Wife was at the beauty shop for two hours. That was only for the estimate. She got a mudpack and looked… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
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A woman's mink coat represents the sacrifice of a lot of little animals, including her husband. — Mignon McLaughlin Copy Share Image
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My wife and I didn't raise our kids to be anything except what each one ultimately wants to do. — Oliver Luck Copy Share Image
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Quantum field theory, which was born just fifty years ago from the marriage of quantum mechanics with relativity, is a beautiful but… — Steven Weinberg Copy Share Image
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Til marriage and motherhood happened, I was devoted to my work. I didn't see anything beyond it. — Sridevi Copy Share Image
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