After 'Wedding Crashers' I was just surprised as to the lack of comedic female material there is. So I had to start… — Isla Fisher Copy Share Image
Couples with children who do win a divorce, cause such social havoc that they should have to pay a special divorce tax. — George Pell Copy Share Image
I need to find people who I respect so I can respect them, and they'll like being respected so they'll respect me,… — Judd Apatow Copy Share Image
I will never contest election in Nigeria. Whenever my husband retires, I will go back home with him. — Patience Jonathan Copy Share Image
“No number of compliments will convince her of anything, and one of Jacob’s projects in their marriage is to wean her off… — Maggie Shipstead Copy Share Image
“You see why I married her, Mycroft? The exquisite juxtaposition of ladylike threads and backhanded compliments proved irresistible.” — Laurie R. King Copy Share Image
My wife and I have built trust with our children and have always had open communication. — Rick Springfield Copy Share Image
“I want to marry you, Jenna. And marriage means a partnership. A partnership means we take the good and the bad.” — Jaci Burton Copy Share Image
I am not and will never again be a young writer, a young homeowner, a young teacher. I was never a young… — Meghan Daum Copy Share Image
My husband is like, "Oh, thank God we didn't have a boy, because there's this train set that I've always wanted, and… — Milla Jovovich Copy Share Image
“Lady” is not used before the lady’s first name unless she is the daughter of a duke, marquess or earl; those who… — Judith Martin Copy Share Image
“The tide had begun to ebb. Margaret leant over the parapet and watched it sadly. Mr. Wilcox had forgotten his wife, Helen… — E.M. Forster Copy Share Image
Here may I live what life I please, Married and buried out of sight, - Married to pleasure and buried to pain,… — Violet Fane Copy Share Image
“You are exactly as charming as another man's wife ought to be: it is only thanks to the likes of you that… — Eleanor Catton Copy Share Image
“You can all supply your own favorite, most nauseating examples of the commodification of love. Mine include the wedding industry, TV ads… — Jonathan Franzen Copy Share Image
Even as the church must fear Christ Jesus, so must the wives also fear their husbands. And this inward fear must be… — John Dod Copy Share Image
My parents always used to ask me to settle down, and I could never understand that term. However, after marriage, I have… — Amruta Khanvilkar Copy Share Image
I will not subject my wife, family or friends to the sadistic vitriol of yellow journalism. I will not dignify such journalism… — Dick Morris Copy Share Image
I do love Christmas, although my wife puts me to shame. She is a huge Christmas fan, so we do love us… — Sebastian Arcelus Copy Share Image
“You're actually each other's wingman. You never leave your partner vulnerable." - Graham Warner, husband of fun-loving seven-time cancer survivor Dionne Warner” — Deana J. Driver Copy Share Image
“shock Ben into staying away for good.’ ‘So you told him some lies about me being an abusive husband.’ ‘I made up… — T.M. Logan Copy Share Image
In my experience, staying in a marriage that my ex and I both agreed had all its best moments behind it was… — Ariel Gore Copy Share Image
I don't know anything about this engagement stuff. I never thought I was going to get engaged. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The best thing a girl can be is a good wife and mother. It is a girl's highest calling. I hope I… — Nancy E. Turner Copy Share Image
My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our… — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
Acting childish might get what you want now, but it hurts your marriage in the long run. BE. A. GROWNUP! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I try to remember, as I hear about friends getting engaged, that it's not about the ring. It's a grave thing, getting… — Gwyneth Paltrow Copy Share Image
All I have to do is pose for a picture and I'm getting married to the person standing next to me. — Steven Spielberg Copy Share Image
I got married to an amazing woman, had 2 awesome kids and toured with Jeff Beck, I can die a happy man now. — Gary Hoey Copy Share Image
“If I was married with ten kids, I wouldn’t be talking on the phone with you. I’d be shooting myself in the… — Joanna Wylde Copy Share Image
“Marriage is always a hopeless idiocy for a woman who has enough of her own to live upon.” — W. Somerset Maugham Copy Share Image
I love man as creator, lover, husband, friend, but man the father I do not trust. I do not believe in man… — Anais Nin Copy Share Image
If her husband walks in while you're fucking her... ask him to join. You're already fucked anyways... — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I would love to have the power to be the just eternally perfect husband so my wife would always be happy; that… — Robert Knepper Copy Share Image
Everything's really divided now. TV shows are made for wives and husbands or kids. They're not really made for families to sit… — Nate Bargatze Copy Share Image
It is possible for a spinster to be disappointed in lovers, but only the married are ever disappointed in love. — Myrtle Reed Copy Share Image
I would like to congratulate both of you on your 25th wedding anniversary. May God bless you and fill your life with… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I want my time to be taken up by chores, errands, appointments, and arguments. In other words, I want to get married. — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
William's marriage to Kate Middleton showed that social class, which seemed so important when Prince Charles was looking for a bride in… — Penny Junor Copy Share Image
No candidate can win a presidential race advocating gay marriage and opposing the military action in Iraq. — Dick Morris Copy Share Image
