When you win you eat better, sleep better and your beer tastes better. And your wife looks like Gina Lollobrigida. — Johnny Pesky Copy Share Image
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Lastly no woman should marry a teetotaller, or a man who does not smoke. It is not for nothing that this "ignoble… — Robert Louis Stevenson Copy Share Image
Sometimes I love the marriage of art and commerce; I love Donna Summer; I like the Rolling Stones. — Moby Copy Share Image
A man in West Virginia sank two consecutive holes-in-one this week. Said the man's wife, 'Oh, is that a lot?.' — Seth Meyers Copy Share Image
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Men are monopolists of "stars, garters, buttons and other shining baubles"- unfit to be the guardians of another person's happiness. — Marianne Moore Copy Share Image
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