The hardest part of your divorce will be finding an attractive recent picture of yourself to upload on a dating site. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I hope every bachelor may find as good a wife as I have found. And I hope every spinster may find as… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Well, I've lost my wife. I've lost my job. I've lost 20 MINUTES OF MY LIFE! Damn the decaf. — Dave Foley Copy Share Image
My wife says that my tombstone will read, 'Here lies Mr.C, who used to be Mr.B.' So I think that's probably what… — Tom Bosley Copy Share Image
I love being married. Its so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I was born Mary Patterson, but then I married and naturally took my husband's name, so now I'm Neil Patterson. — Stephen Fry Copy Share Image
“The desire to get married is a basic and primal instinct in women. It's followed by another basic and primal instinct: the… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
Marriage was a goal. A family, for me as a young girl, was my image of what I hoped for. It was… — Demi Moore Copy Share Image
I think that when a man is ready for marriage, he will be even more careful with who he chooses to date.… — Brett Cooper Copy Share Image
“Most Like an Arch This Marriage Most like an arch—an entrance which upholds and shores the stone-crush up the air like lace.… — John Ciardi Copy Share Image
“Similarly, women collectively are coerced into marriage although any woman is free to remain single. William Thompson compared women’s freedom to decline… — Carole Pateman Copy Share Image
“…. by the time they have reached the middle of their life’s journey, few people remember how they have managed to arrive… — Robert Musil Copy Share Image
Cult: simply an extension of the idea that everyone's supreme aim in life is self- fulfillment and happiness and that one is… — Stephen Spender Copy Share Image
Imagine yourself as a wife, and you have to look at a brain-injured husband for the rest of your life, and he… — Daniel Inouye Copy Share Image
“In the midst of a bitter dispute, the husband or wife picks up a ringing telephone and is suddenly all smiles: “Oh,… — John M. Gottman Copy Share Image
I traveled a lot, but we didn't hire nannies to take care of our kids. We were both very hands-on. My wife… — Timothy B. Schmit Copy Share Image
“My sister never had children. She and her husband had a grand, adventuresome life together, and were perfectly content in their roles… — Jamie Beck Copy Share Image
Politics was my hobby, and I really spent 25 years as a full-time homemaker. I tell the feminists the only person's permission… — Phyllis Schlafly Copy Share Image
Love is pure and as sacred as a wedding ring, So if I say I do then it's Loyalty Over Everything. — LaTruth Hampton Copy Share Image
“Dorothea was not only his wife: she was a personification of that shallow world which surrounds the appreciated or desponding author.” — George Eliot Copy Share Image
When I talk about divorce, I am not blaming the women I've married. It's not their fault. — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
Funerals and weddings were commonplace, and nothing could have been so interesting to them as the coming of the end of the… — Edward Eggleston Copy Share Image
“Come on, stop crying before your husband really has a conniption,” he says, sounding like he’s smiling.” — Aurora Rose Reynolds Copy Share Image
He whose son is obedient to him, whose wife's conduct is in accordance with his wishes, and who is content with his… — Chanakya Copy Share Image
“...sanity involves a certain measure of impersonation, not simply for the benefit of husband and servants but for the sake, first and… — Michael Cunningham Copy Share Image
Here's the rule of thumb: When the entire family looks like the unibomber, they're against gay marriage. — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
“If you both care for each other more than you care for yourself, your marriage will endure all.” — Lisa Tawn Bergren Copy Share Image
The most we can hope for is strong marriages. Married women vote Republican; single women vote Democratic. — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
I think that two people who decide to live together in a marriage situation, they have an obligation to make the marriage… — Helen Reddy Copy Share Image
“I couldn't remember whether I had examined Andres Garcia's rectum. I agonized about it all evening at home, thoroughly ruining my husband's… — Judy Melinek Copy Share Image
The alcoholism got me and I ruined my first marriage with drinking and the lying and the deceit and infidelity, and all… — Malachy McCourt Copy Share Image
Last night, my wife asked if I could make a dinner for a change. I'm glad she has such a good sense… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“He thought of his wife, of his son, of his youth. He thought of life. He thought of death and then he… — Teodor Flonta Copy Share Image
The three most important events of human life are equally devoid of reason: birth, marriage and death. — Austin O'Malley Copy Share Image
“Believe me, if all wives whose husbands had affairs left them, we would only have divorced women in this country.” — Shulamith Firestone Copy Share Image
People often say that if you have to work hard at a marriage, then it's not naturally good, but I think that's… — Penny Lancaster Copy Share Image
You can search the entire universe and not find a single being more worthy of love than you. — Gautama Buddha Copy Share Image
Relationship of love marriage is much weaker than Thread,, So much weaker : that can break with your loudly voice — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
People marry for a variety of reasons and with varying results. But to marry for love is to invite inevitable tragedy. — James Branch Cabell Copy Share Image
I know it sounds cheesy, but I do feel so blessed. I have a great job, I have the best children in… — Caroline Quentin Copy Share Image
