Marriage Quotes · Page 279

When I'm married I want to be single, and when I'm single I want to be married.

— Cary Grant

I have a wife, I have a fubu, I have a fling…this is life. enjoying to the fullest.

— Anonymous

I've had three wives. I've had five weddings.

— Edgar Bronfman, Sr

If anything, I label myself as sort of Buddhist. My wife Jane is Buddhist.

— Jimmy Barnes

My wife is so funny and talented and never lets anybody fail next to her.

— Mark Consuelos

I was married when I was 17. I knew nothing. I was full of romance.

— Gloria Swanson

I’d rather be at home making love to my wife while my children are asleep.

— Joe Biden

It is helpful for a woman artist not to have a husband.

— Jeanette Winterson

Ever since my husband expired, I've been even more careful in bringing up my kids, and stayed away from work.

— Zeenat Aman

Like a lighthouse on a dark night, may your love for one another always shine brightly. Congratulations on your wedding day.

— Anonymous

Marriage is like retiring as a bachelor and getting a sexual pension. You don't have to work for the sex any more,…

— Aristotle

Never let a domestic quarrel ruin a day's writing. If you can't start the day fresh, get rid of your wife.

— Mario Puzo

A SUCCESSFUL MAN IS ONE WHO MAKES MORE MONEY THAN HIS WIFE CAN SPEND. A SUCCESSFUL WOMAN IS ONE WHO FINDS SUCH…

— Lana Turner

I married someone whom I was close friends with first. I think that was a really good move.

— Cindy Crawford

Best Relationship: Talk like best friends, play like children, argue like husband and wife, protect each other like brother and sister.

— Anonymous

Marriage has changed Himmanshoo in some ways. Throughout our 10 years of courtship, he was more liberal. But after marriage, he has…

— Amruta Khanvilkar

My wife uses fabric softener. I never knew what that stuff was for. Then I noticed women coming up to me, sniffing,…

— Andy Rooney

“He did not appreciate the fact that his own fishing trip to Florida, coinciding with his wife giving premature birth, was splattered…

— Steven Travers

“My husband tried to have me burned at the stake and you brutalize your brothers on an hourly basis, which makes them…

— G.A. Aiken

Worst, when this sensualism intrudes into the education of young women, and withers the hope and affection of human nature, by teaching…

— Ralph Waldo Emerson

The corporate right fires up the religious right against gay marriage and abortion and uses their votes to push their deregulation and…

— Adam McKay

“Now they were married, even in the eyes of her people. For forever. The thought panicked her as she pushed her dress…

— Catherine Anderson

“…whatever else remained the same, the light had changed, and you cannot find the pearly dawn at noonday. The fact is unalterable,…

— George Eliot

This is what marriage is all about - Man and woman walking together, wherein the husband helps his wife to become ever…

— Pope Francis

And we've got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding.

— Karl Pilkington

In marriage, there's a lot of ignoring each other, which is hard to fake on-screen.

— Paul Bettany

God, give me a rich husband though he be an ass

— Thomas Fuller

Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.

— Anonymous

[On husband Gavin Rossdale:] We're a perfect couple. He cooks, and I eat.

— Gwen Stefani

“We must first learn what is important to our spouse.”

— Gary Chapman

“Whenever you keep score in love, you lose.”

— Kamand Kojouri

I experienced marriage from an early age. I was 23 when I married for the first time.

— Ulrika Jonsson

Many husbands today pitch in to help with household chores - it's called partnership.

— Abigail Van Buren

“Your husband needs you to love him, but he also needs you to like him as a friend.”

— Emerson Eggerichs

“Just married! A bright past is ahead of them!”

— Ljupka Cvetanova

I can't believe it's already ummm yeah whatever month of the whatever year this is!

— Nikhil Saluja

I’m quite hyper, and my wife would prefer it if I sat down and read a book.

— Jamie Dornan

Shopping for weddings can be really stressful, and not just for the bride!

— Gok Wan

“She hadn’t just lost her husband; she’d lost an entire way of life.”

— Sarah Pekkanen

“I abhor men who cheat on their wives and despise women who sleep with married men.”

— Lisa Lim