Morality consists of suspecting other people of not being legally married. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
“I couldn't meet a girl without saying to myself, What kind of wife would she make?” — Jack Kerouac Copy Share Image
A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Our wedding was many years ago. The celebration continues to this day. — Gene Perret Copy Share Image
“How strange it must be, I thought, to be wed not merely as husband and wife but Cruarch and Queen, trading men’s… — Jacqueline Carey Copy Share Image
I've definitely chosen my roles wisely, and lived my life in a straight-up manner...You don't see me taking drugs, drinking, or cheating… — Freddie Prinze Jr Copy Share Image
Our selfish, sinful behaviour not only separates a husband and a wife, but it also separates us from God our greatest source… — Kemmy Nola Http://wwwamoreloveforlifecom Copy Share Image
If your husband is cheating on you, it doesn't mean that you need to get prettier -- it means he's a scumbag. — Jessica Valenti Copy Share Image
It's one of the greatest comforts of working in ministry: the unspoken certitude that your spouse did not marry you for your… — Mark Hart Copy Share Image
My wife and I both love cooking - I am an advanced male - so we argue about who gets to rustle… — Stephen Bayley Copy Share Image
I'd had three husbands by 23. The second was a songwriter who couldn't handle the fact the little lady was doing better… — Carlene Carter Copy Share Image
“If I had to marry someone, it wouldn't be a bossy little gal with a tongue like barbed-wire and a mind about… — Jim Thompson Copy Share Image
“The duchess of Retz, who was fluent in Latin and Greek (languages she had acquired as a result of her first husband’s… — Nancy Goldstone Copy Share Image
My wife and I lived all alone, contention was our only bone. I fought with her, she fought with me, and things… — Robert Creeley Copy Share Image
The sign of a good marriage is that everything is debatable and challenged; nothing is turned into law or policy. The rules,… — Carolyn Heilbrun Copy Share Image
“It was a very proper wedding. The bride was elegantly dressed---the two bridemaids were duly inferior---her father gave her away---her mother stood… — Jane Austen Copy Share Image
I think my wife ... is sure of my loyalty… She knows how hard I work. She knows how tired I am… — Jimmy Carter Copy Share Image
Most inexperienced cooks believe, mistakenly, that a fine cake is less challenging to produce than a fine souffle or mousse. I know,… — Julia Glass Copy Share Image
Marriage and especially the ceremony which announces it, the wedding... That is how we say to the world, 'These two are now… — Eileen Wilks Copy Share Image
“I shouldn’t mind being his wife at all, if he ever asks me.” It was at that moment that Mr. Gregory looked… — Kathryn Smith Copy Share Image
And now gay people want to get married... Haven't they suffered enough? — George Carlin Copy Share Image
A perfect marriage is just two imperfect people who refuse to give up on each other. — Dave Willis Copy Share Image
I feel like Nick and I have the best relationship and the best marriage. — Megan Mullally Copy Share Image
Just because one of Arlene's husbands was a murderer is no reason for me to be ugly — Charlaine Harris Copy Share Image
Most men don't realize their wife's worth till a judge decides the alimony amount — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Anyone who is friends with Bill Clinton shouldn't be telling their wife about it. — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
There are few husbands whom the wife cannot win in the long run, by patience and love. — Margaret of Valois Copy Share Image
Reagan is doing to the country what he can no longer do to his wife. — Christopher Hitchens Copy Share Image
“I even heard a rumor of one man killing his wife and eating her.” — Masaji Ishikawa Copy Share Image
I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
