Funny how a wife can spot a blonde hair at twenty yards, yet miss the garage doors. — Corey Ford Copy Share Image
With my wife I get no respect. I fell asleep with a cigarette in my hand. She lit it. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I realize that of all people, I am no expert on parenting or marriage. — Mika Brzezinski Copy Share Image
“Infidelity doesn't have to be the most devastating that can happen in a marriage.” — Carole Matthews Copy Share Image
Marriage is a lottery in which men stake their liberty and women their happiness — Peter De Vries Copy Share Image
“Aeriel gazed at Irrylath: husband to her, but only in name. She dared touch him only when he slept.” — Meredith Ann Pierce Copy Share Image
One thing you learn in a long marriage is how many sneezes to wait before saying, "Bless you. — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
Every three or four shows, we have somebody that will come up onstage and propose marriage. — John Tesh Copy Share Image
“The whole world seems tilted, my inner ear displaced by a hole where my spouse used to be.” — Suzanne Finnamore Copy Share Image
A man's grammar, like Caesar's wife, should not only be pure, but above suspicion of impurity. — Edgar Allan Poe Copy Share Image
“Two married partners do not just live with each other, they live in each other, neurologically speaking.” — Abhijit Naskar Copy Share Image
We cannot expect our men and women in uniform to be at their best if they are worried about their spouse and… — Ronny Jackson Copy Share Image
All that is good and commendable now existing would continue to exist if all marriage laws were repealed tomorrow . . . — Victoria Woodhull Copy Share Image
“It saddened her that Luo insisted on holding on to her as if they had started to share some vital organs during… — Yiyun Li Copy Share Image
There are powerful emotions that bring two people together in wonderful harmony in a marriage. Satan knows this, and would tempt you… — Richard G. Scott Copy Share Image
Here's my challenge to the real men out there; it's very simple. If you have a good marriage, talk about it. If… — Steven Crowder Copy Share Image
Someone told me the delightful story of the crusader who put a chastity belt on his wife and gave the key to… — Anais Nin Copy Share Image
“Correlation does not equal causality. When two things travel together, it is tempting to assume that one causes the other. Married people,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Girl: U know wat kind of wedding I want? Boy: No, what kind? Girl: Ive always dreamt of a big wedding, in… — ZhatsPrincess Copy Share Image
“That would be Axelroot all over, to turn up with an extra wife or two claiming that's how they do it here.… — Barbara Kingsolver Copy Share Image
“It’s important to be sincere and empathetic in your approach, acknowledging her feelings while reminding her of her strength and resilience. Let… — Devolis Newburn Copy Share Image
I will definitely get married, but it is not that it has to happen at a certain age. — Sushmita Sen Copy Share Image
Women want you to deceive them: they force you to, and if you resist, they blame you. — Gustave Flaubert Copy Share Image
I am determined that nothing but the deepest love could ever induce me into matrimony. — Jennifer Ehle Copy Share Image
“No wine can be regarded as unimportant, my friend, since the marriage at Cana.” — Graham Greene Copy Share Image
Marriage is actually really terrifying. It doesn't work for many people. — Katherine Heigl Copy Share Image
“The fate of many men depended on the fate of this one. And this one I could help” — Nancy Moser Copy Share Image
And there's no "I love you" message because Steve Ovett has married the girl — David Coleman Copy Share Image
A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife together. — James H. Boren Copy Share Image
Being single at a friends wedding always makes you think, when is it my turn? — Bubbly Copy Share Image
When God puts that special someone in your life, you better not let that person go — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only woman a wife should ever be jealous of is her husband's mom. — Jason Thomas Copy Share Image
